My Daddy Person said that I had a Very Good Day yesterday but Every Day has been Very Good since I got here to Momma's Godforsaken Country Bubble filled with Spiders and Snakes and Cows and Scorpions and Chickens and Goats and Wild Pigs and Raccoons and Coyotes and Heaven Only Knows What Else Is Out There.
I walked with Bella yesterday afternoon after Momma had to Wake Me Up because she said that this Puppy Princess was Sleeping but I could Sleep Anytime and wouldn't I rather Go Outside to see Bella. So we walked with Bella and her Momma Person and then this Puppy Princess and Bella got treats from Miss Judy just for Sitting Down in the Middle Of The Road. Momma told Miss Judy that She Herself wouldn't Sit in the Middle Of That Road for All The Tea In London. Miss Judy told Momma that if Barry Manilow was out there handing out Treats then Momma would not only Sit Down In The Road but she would Probably Jump Over A Fence if he asked her to HaHaHaHaHa.
When we Got Back into The House I went to Sleep again and then After Dinner my Daddy Person said Who Wants To Go Out Out Out For A Walk and he sounded So Excited that I figured that he was The One who wanted to Go Out Out Out For A Walk so Momma and I went with him to Keep him Company. Daddy said that I was Very Good On The Leash For A Puppy My Age and I was waiting for him to tell me to Sit In The Middle Of The Road but that didn't happen so I had to Wait until we Got Back into The House to get More Treats.
Momma and Daddy were sitting on The Sofa by the Television and there wasn't even a Baseball Game on. I watched the Television for a Minute but it was just a Man In A Blue Suit talking and talking and I had No Idea what he was Talking About so I jumped on The Sofa inbetween Momma and Daddy and that made them both Move Over so I could Fit and then I put my Puppy Head on Daddy's Lap and he kept Petting me and saying Good Girl Savannah Good Girl and Momma said that we need to Go Shopping for a Bigger Sofa HaHaHa. Daddy said that the Three Of Us should just sit on Savannah's Eighty Dollar Dog Bed HaHaHaHaHa.
When Momma and Daddy went Upstairs last night they didn't put me in The Crate. Momma said Good Night Savannah Please Be Good and she walked up those Stairs and Turned Off the Lights. I played with My Toys for a little while and Momma came back Downstairs three times to Look at me and then she said Good Night Savannah Please Be Good again and I wondered why she didn't tell my Blue Monkey to Be Good also because every time Momma came back down those Stairs the Blue Monkey was in a Different Place.
My Favorite Room is the Breakfast Room and that's where I Slept and it was Nice not to have to Curl Up in The Crate. I was Very Good until Momma came back Downstairs and told me Savannah It Is Two O'Clock In The Morning What Are You Barking At. Momma opened the Door and she heard those Coyotes and said that I'd be Hearing Coyotes Every Night Of My Puppy Life and I'd Better Get Used To It or No One in This House will Ever Sleep Again.
Then she put my Leash on and Took Me Outside to Hurry Up Savannah Do Something but I had Nothing To Do except Listen to the Coyotes so Momma brought me back Into The House and Put Me Into The Crate but not before Telling Me that she wants to see if I Take My Time Outside when we Finally Get Some Rain because it hasn't Rained since they brought me Here and Maybe when it Rains I will Do My Business and Hurry Back Into The House so my Little Puppy Butt doesn't get Wet. Momma doesn't know that I have seen Rain before and when it Rained in my Old Yard the Rain filled up the Little Blue Pool and Puppy #1 got into the Dog House first and Took Up Most Of The Space so my Little Puppy Butt got Rained On because I had only Enough Space in there for my Little Puppy Head.
When Momma went back Upstairs I had to Bark again because my Blue Monkey was still in The Breakfast Room and how did she Expect Me To Sleep in the Crate without my Blue Monkey so I just Kept Barking until she came Back Downstairs Two More Times and then Momma Finally Saw my Blue Monkey on the Carpet in the Breakfast Room and she said Here's Your Monkey Savannah Now Please Go To Sleep. This Puppy Princess was Tired from Barking and my Blue Monkey was Tired from Flying Around the Room so we both Went To Sleep.
Yesterday when my Daddy Person went to The Store he came back with Two New Monkeys for me. One is Blue and one is Brown and Daddy tried to Hide them so I wouldn't See them and he told Momma that he bought the Extra Monkeys Just In Case Something Happens to Savannah's Blue Monkey. Well nothing Will Happen to my Blue Monkey as long as Everybody remembers to Keep My Blue Monkey next to me and not leave it in Another Room because that Blue Monkey can't Protect himself from The Coyotes who May Want To Steal him and take him into The Woods. Momma put the Two New Monkeys in a Plastic Bag and put that Bag in The Closet so they'll Be Safe until I Need them and I hope those Two New Monkeys know how to Breathe inside of a Plastic Bag and I hope they're Not Afraid of The Dark.
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