Momma kept telling me that yesterday was Spay Day and I thought it would be Fun but it really wasn't. Being that I've only been Speaking Momma for a little over a Month I thought that Spay Day sounded a lot like Play Day and I thought they were Both The Same. So Wrong. I didn't get to Play at all and I didn't even get to Eat Breakfast before Everything started.
We got in the Car very early yesterday and Momma forgot my Blue Monkey in the House and she didn't want to Go Back and Get It but I got In The Car anyway. Momma said Off We Go To Spay Day Savannah and next thing I knew we were at The Vet's Office where Everything Smells Like Dog Breath And Cat Medicine and before I had a chance to Sit Down someone came and Took Me Away and left Momma in the Lobby and then she had to Drive Home without Me and I had to Stay with People I didn't know and I wasn't wearing my Collar with the Little Pink Heart that had my Name on it so I could have been Any Puppy At All and Who would know I was Savannah. Momma said See You Later Savannah and I had to Believe that she was Coming Back because Daddy says the Same Thing when he Goes To Work and he Always Comes Back.
The Girl at the Office said You Have Gained Weight Savannah You Are 41 Pounds! and she sounded very Happy about that but I told her it was Easy to Gain Weight because Momma makes sure I eat all my Kibble every day and then lets me eat the Fancy Feast that The Cats leave in the Bottom of their Bowls and I haven't figured out yet Why Cats Do That. I don't think that Girl was able to Speak Puppy because she just kept writing on the Chart that said Savannah Border Collie Great Pyrenees Female.
Then a Man came in and gave me a Shot and told me that I'd Be Sleeping Like A Baby Soon HaHaHa! and the next thing I knew I was Waking Up and a Nice Girl was telling me Hello Savannah Are You Awake Now Savannah. I wanted to tell her that Of Course I was Awake because she Just Woke Me Up but I was Too Dizzy to make her Understand me so I just Went Back To Sleep until the next time that Nice Girl said Hello Savannah Are You Awake Now Sleepyhead.
I don't know what Sleepyhead means but I wasn't Quite Ready to Wake Up for that Girl even though she was Very Nice and she was holding my Paw and telling me how Pretty I was and she said my Momma would be coming to Take Me Home Soon so I needed to Walk Around a little bit so they could Make Sure that Nothing Was Wrong. I looked around for my Blue Monkey but I didn't see it and then I remembered Momma saying Oh My Savannah I Left Your Monkey In The House And We Really Don't Have Time To Go Back For It So Get In The Car Without That Monkey Please Savannah. And that was how I Ended Up in this Place with this Very Nice Girl saying Are You Awake Now Sleepyhead.
The Girl took me out in the Yard to use The Grass just like Momma does at Home so I did what I do at Home and the Girl was Happy about that and Clapped Her Hands and then she said I needed to Rest until my Momma Came To Get Me. Well I was Resting Very Nicely until she Woke Me Up but I was very Polite and didn't tell her that. While I was Waiting for Momma I heard lots of dogs Barking and Barking and Barking. So annoying. I just wanted to Sleep. And then I remembered Momma flying Down The Stairs when I Bark in the Middle Of The Night and I understood why Momma didn't want me Barking like that because Who Can Sleep with all that Barking Barking Barking going on. I was Really Missing my Momma by then and my Daddy Person and my Blue Monkey and the Extra Just In Case Monkeys that Daddy put in the Plastic Bag. I looked around the Vet's Office and knew I Was Not Home and that's what I was Missing Most. Home.
I fell asleep again because I was So Tired and the Next Thing I knew the Nice Girl was Waking Me Up and saying Your Momma Is Here Savannah And You Can Go Home Now and then she put my own Collar and Leash back on me and we walked out of the Little Room and into a Big Room and there was my Momma! I walked to Momma and Sat Down like a Lady Puppy and put my Head on Momma's Leg and she said Hello Savannah Savannah I Missed You We Get To Go Home Now Savannah and I just Sat There and leaned against Momma's leg and I saw that Momma's eyes got Really Wet like when I Drip Water after drinking from my Bowl and I was wondering if Momma was going to leave Drops Of Water on the Vet's Floor like I do in Momma's Kitchen and would that Nice Girl have to come out with The Mop and Clean It All Up.
I was So Happy to get into Momma's Car again even though I still didn't see my Blue Monkey in there and after Momma got in the Car with me she said that she Forgot The Monkey Again And She Didn't Know Where Her Mind Was Today Because She Was Worried About Me All Day. Momma kept saying Savannah Savannah Savannah most of the Way Home and I kept Looking At Momma because I hadn't seen her All Day Long and I wanted to Make Sure she was my Real Momma and not an Extra Momma that might have been Hiding In That Plastic Bag with the Extra Monkeys.
Momma's Car got to our Driveway and when I got Out of the Car I wanted to Run Up The Steps to my Blue Monkey and my Bed and my Toy Basket and my Cats but even though my Mind wanted to Run my Legs just Wouldn't Let Me and Momma said I would have to Take It Easy for a few days before I could be a Real Puppy again and throw my Toys in the air and Run Around The Kitchen with my Blanket in my Mouth. When I walked into the Kitchen I saw Sweet Pea drinking Water from my Bowl and I wanted to tell him he was Doing It Wrong because there wasn't any Water On The Floor and didn't Sweet Pea know that Momma Likes to Mop The Floor after Water is Taken Out of that Bowl but I was still Tired and Sleepy and couldn't figure out how to Speak Cat so Sweet Pea would Understand me.
I went into the Breakfast Room and saw that my Big Dog Bed was in the corner where my Crate used to be and Momma told me that she took the Crate out of the room because I was a Big Girl now and didn't need to be Confined In A Crate anymore. I would have Jumped Up And Down and told Momma Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! but I was sill so Sleepy from Spay Day so I stopped to pick up my Blue Monkey and then I just Curled Up in my Big Girl Bed and Went To Sleep like The Princess that Miss Judy says I am.
When I Woke Up Momma was Typing Typing Typing and she said Hello Savannah Savannah It's So Good To Have You Back Home Savannah Savannah. I wanted to tell Momma that Home Is Where My Momma And My Daddy And My Blue Monkey Are But I Just Went Back To Sleep and Momma kept Typing Typing Typing and when I Woke up This Morning Momma was Still Typing Typing Typing.
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