I haven't Slept in my Crate for Days and Days now. Momma moved my Crate into the TV Room and Sweet Pea is sleeping inside the Crate now and Momma calls it The Cat Cave because that Cat sleeps more than Anyone Else in this House and he is Always In That Crate. Momma covered the Crate with a Pretty Blanket and the little Door is Always Open and Sweet Pea goes In And Out of it All Day Long. Momma never closes the Door on the Cat Cave so Sweet Pea can Come And Go as he pleases and Momma says He Is A Cat And That's That. I think I would have liked the Crate a lot Better if Momma hadn't closed the Door every Night with Me In It.
Momma goes Upstairs at night and Leaves Me in the Kitchen and the Breakfast Room and my Big Bed is in a Corner of the Breakfast Room and it's very Soft and very Warm and it doesn't have a Door and I can Come And Go As I Please just like Sweet Pea but Momma isn't saying I Am A Puppy And That's That.
I am Careful Not To Touch anything that isn't Mine and there are a Lot of Things in these rooms that are Not Mine. Momma said the Black Cat Halloween Decorations are definitely Not To Be Touched By Puppies no matter how Stinking Cute they are. When Momma turns off the light at Night I can still see the Black Cats on the Table and I keep Watching Them to see if they Move. So far they haven't Moved at all but Just In Case one of them happens To Fall off of that Table I will Be Here to Catch it. I am also Not Allowed to touch the Pumpkins. Momma says they are For The Halloween Party and I don't know what that means but I think it just means Do Not Touch The Pumpkins.
Momma had to Throw Away my Big Brown Monkey because I pulled a leg off it and Momma said she would be cleaning up Monkey Guts all over the floor and there was No Sense in trying to Sew Up the Big Brown Monkey because I have Other Toys to play with. I watched Momma carry the Brown Monkey outside and she opened up a Big Can and put the Brown Monkey inside of it and then put a lid on the can and That was That. Momma said it was a Bad Week For Puppy Toys because she had to Cut The Ears Off The Blue Cow and Cut The Tail Off The Blue Monkey and Throw Away The Brown Monkey. Momma says my Teeth Are Sharp and I Am Teething and she is Very Happy that I Know The Difference Between My Own Toys and her Halloween Decorations. I keep looking out the window at that Big Can where the Brown Monkey is but I guess he Can't Get Out and if he stays in there Tomorrow then the Trash Truck is going to come and Take Him Away and That's That.
I learned a New Trick and Momma didn't even have to Teach Me this one. After we go Up The Road for a Walk, we come back into the Kitchen and Momma gives me a Treat. I know that my Treats are in Glass Jars on top of the Kitchen Counter so I sit there In Front Of That Counter until Momma changes her Shoes and put away her Sunglasses. Then Momma sees me Sitting Down and Waiting for my Treat so she Gives Me One after telling me What A Smart Girl You Are Savannah and I take my Treat to the Breakfast Room and eat it. But then I go Back Into The Kitchen and Sit Down again and keep looking at my Jars filled with Treats. Momma will See Me and say You Are So Smart Savannah You Know Right Where Your Treats Are Do You Want Another Treat and then Momma gives me a Second Treat without asking me to Sit Down First because I am Already Sitting Down so then I give Momma my Paw just so I don't Get The Treat For Nothing because she Doesn't Want Me to Get Spoiled. Miss Gloria and Miss Judy tell Momma that I am Already Spoiled but That's Okay because That's What Puppies Are For.
Momma says she Has To Go Shopping to buy me a Doggie Sweatshirt because Miss Janice sent Momma a picture of a Brown Dog Wearing a Pink Sweatshirt and Miss Janice told Momma that she could see Me in one of those sweatshirts because Savannah Will Be A Casual Puppy. I don't know what that means but Momma keeps Measuring Me and saying that she Needs To Buy A Size Larger so I will Grow Into The Sweatshirt instead of Out-Growing The Sweatshirt. Momma says my new Sweatshirt will be Pink so it Matches My Leash. I don't think Daddy knows what That means because he Just Sat There Shaking His Head and telling Momma that he Wouldn't Be Walking me Up and Down the Road with a Pink Leash and a Pink Sweatshirt in This Lifetime.
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