Savannah's Puppy Diary

I Must Not Chase Sweet Pea.

I Must Not Chase Sweet Pea.

I Must Not Chase Sweet Pea.

Momma says I need to Remember that because she's Good And Tired of telling me Not To Chase That Poor Cat.  I don't Chase Sweet Pea all the time just when he Runs in Front of me. A running Cat is Hard for a Puppy to Resist and maybe Momma should be telling Sweet Pea that he Must Not Run In Front Of Savannah.

There is a Gate across the doorway to my Breakfast Room now. Momma says it needs to Be There for the Halloween Party this weekend. I don't know what a Halloween Party is but Momma says all the Neighbors and Friends will be here for the Party and I had better be on My Best Behavior Or Else. I don't know what Or Else means but when Momma says that she Points Her Finger at me and I guess no one has told her that it's Rude to Point to a Puppy but I don't think I'd better mention that right now because Momma has been Too Busy getting Ready for the Party.

I heard Momma telling Daddy that she Hopes no one comes to the Party in a Costume that will Scare me because I haven't been Scared of Anything in a couple of weeks now and Momma doesn't want me to Go Back to Square One because someone decides to wear a horrible Mask that looks like it's Dripping with Blood.

Momma and I have been Walking up and down The Road with Miss Judy and Bella every day and Momma keeps me on my Leash and Bella gets to Run and Walk wherever she wants and I don't think that's exactly Fair but Momma says Bella Comes Back when Miss Judy calls her and I don't always Come Back when I'm told to. Momma says I am Too Independent for My Own Good and I need to Think about Trucks and Cars in the Road and when Momma says Savannah Get Back Here she Means Business and That's That.

Today I found a Dead Duck up at the Corner of Our Property and it Smelled Nasty and Interesting and I wanted to get it but Momma pulled my Leash and kept me away and Miss Judy went for a Close Look and told Momma that the Duck had no head and it must have been a Raccoon that did that and tonight the Coyotes will come and Feast on that Poor Duck. Momma said that was the Most Disgusting Thing she's ever heard and that's what you get when you leave the City and think you're getting a Peaceful Quiet Life out in the Country. Momma said you don't get Peaceful you get Dead Ducks. And then Momma looked at the Headless Duck and told me You See What Happens Savannah That Duck's Momma Called Him To Come Back And He Didn't Listen And Now He's Dead On The Side Of The Road And His Head Is Gone. I wanted to tell Momma that her Story didn't make Any Sense At All but I've learned to Keep My Mouth Shut when Momma gets Crazy over the Wildlife.