Savannah's Puppy Diary

Momma says I must Like The Rain because she has Never Seen any Puppy take So Long to Get Things Done when it Rains.  Momma said that Rain means a Bad Hair Day and I don't know what That means but after we come in from the Rain my Momma will look In The Mirror and say Oh Savannah I Have Forgotten What It's Like To Walk A Dog In The Rain. Momma said we haven't had Rain all Summer long and now it's All Coming Down at once because now She Has A Puppy To Walk.

My First Rain was the other day and Momma called it a Drizzle. She was holding this Big Red Thing over her head when we Walked On The Road and I didn't know what That was but one minute it was Straight Up And Down and the next minute it was Big And Round and I didn't Trust it so I Did What I Had To Do Real Quick and Momma and that Big Red Thing brought me back to the house and Momma said Good Girl Savannah That Didn't Take Long At All Good Girl and then Momma left the Big Red Thing out on the Porch.

But then we had More Rain and Momma and the Big Red Thing had to Walk me Up And Down The Road again and Momma seemed to Like that Red Thing so I guessed it was Okay and the Rain was Nice And Soft and I knew that Momma would Rub Me Down With A Towel when we got Back To The Porch so I kept Walking and Walking and then Momma said The Cows Would Come Home By The Time I Did Everything I Had To Do In The Grass and I didn't know we even had Cows so I Peed in the Grass so I would Be Ready when The Cows Got Home and Momma said Finally Savannah Finally You Sure Took Your Sweet Time In This Rain. I tried to show Momma that the Puddles are More Fun than the Rain but Momma kept walking Around the Puddles and I was trying to Walk In The Puddles and Momma said I should be more of a Lady Puppy and Not Splash in the Puddles like a Duck.

I stuck my head in my Toy Basket today and my White Bunny is Missing and my Brown Monkey is Gone and my Green Chicken wasn't there and my Pink Fish is Missing and my Pink Peep Bunny wasn't in the Basket either. Momma saw me looking in the Toy Basket and she said that some of My Toys are History because I am Teething and my Puppy Teeth are Tearing My Toys To Pieces and she was So Happy that Most of them came from The Thrift Store because if she's going to Throw Money Away then it Might As Well be on Toys that cost Fifty Cents Each and not Five Dollars Each and besides that Walmart is getting Enough of Daddy's Money because that's the Only Store that sells Blue Monkeys and we have Enough Blue Monkeys in the Closet now to Open Up A Zoo.

Momma is Typing Typing Typing right now and I think it's because we were just Outside walking in The Rain in the Middle Of The Night.  I barked one time and Momma came Flying Down The Stairs to get me Out In The Grass but the Wind was Blowing The Leaves around and I tried to Catch some before I Did What I Had To Do because I know that Momma brings me Back Inside right after I pee so I tried to Get Some Of Those Leaves First but Momma says the Leaves are Nasty Savannah Nasty because Who Knows What Has Peed On Those Leaves Before I put them In My Mouth. So then I just Did What I Had To Do and then let Momma Rub Me Down with my Towel when we got Back To The Porch and Momma said I Look Like Mother Theresa with that Towel wrapped around me and I don't know who Mother Theresa is but I guess she must like to Walk In The Rain too while she's Waiting For The Cows To Come Home and maybe she also knows where History is so I can find my Missing Toys.