Momma told me this Morning that I am as Quiet As A Mouse all day long and then I Save Up All My Barking for the Middle Of The Night. Momma told me that I need to Quit Barking At Night and Bark During The Day to Keep In Practice but I shouldn't Over-Do it because I am Making Daddy Nuts And You Know How Men Are.
When Momma unlocked my Crate this morning she gave me an Extra Hug when I Stretched My Legs and walked out of that Crate. She said Savannah Savannah Savannah Never Forget Who You Are Because There Is Only One Of You And You Are Savannah Savannah Savannah. I looked back in that Crate and didn't see Any More Puppies in there so I guess Momma Was Right and There Is Only One Of Me and Miss Gloria says Savannah Is Stinking Cute and Miss Judy says Savannah Is A Princess and Daddy says I am a Good Smart Girl but Momma says he Forgets That when I Bark in The Middle Of The Night.
Sweet Pea was in the Breakfast Room this Morning and he Walked Into My Crate and Laid Down in the Corner. He got in there Before I could get My Blue Monkey out of the Crate so I Walked Real Slow up to that Crate and grabbed my Blue Monkey by his Tail and got him away from Sweet Pea because I didn't want my Blue Monkey to start Smelling Like Cat Breath. Then I told Sweet Pea he could have that Whole Crate if he Wanted it and he Didn't have to Squeeze Into The Corner like that but I don't know if Sweet Pea knew what I was Saying because he may not Speak Puppy.
Momma said that it may be the Right Time to Think Outside The Crate. Momma told Daddy that maybe I'm Barking in the Middle Of The Night because I'm too Cramped in The Crate and I can't Stretch Out like I do when I sleep On The Floor and Maybe I've already Out-Grown that old Puppy Crate of Gracie's. Daddy said it was Worth A Try but Momma had to Be Consistent so I don't get Confused because Sometimes I act like I am Already Confused. Momma said maybe she would let me Sleep Wherever I Landed when it was Time for them To Go Upstairs tonight.
I don't know what Upstairs means but maybe that's where Everyone Goes when the lights are Off in The Kitchen and it's Very Quiet and I don't know where Momma and Daddy are so I Bark once or twice to Let Everybody Know I am Still Here. Momma used to come Down The Stairs when I Barked At Night but now she doesn't do that. I thought maybe Momma couldn't Hear me, so I Barked Louder but that Didn't Work. Now I just Bark for a Little While to see if Momma comes to See Me in the Dark and when she doesn't I just Go To Sleep and Dream that Sweet Pea is in The Crate and I have the TV Room all to Myself.
Momma said that this week is Spay Week For Savannah. I don't know What That Means and I wonder if it is also Spay Week For My Blue Monkey. Momma also said that I have to Get Into Her Car Without A Hassle on Thursday Morning so she can Take Me To The Vet For Fixing. Last Time I got into Momma's Car I ended up at the Vet and he gave me a Puppy-Shot and he Clipped My Nails and Looked At my Eyes and Ears and my Blue Monkey was With me In The Car but Momma wouldn't let me Carry him into the Vet's office because she said my Blue Monkey would end up Smelling Like The Vet's Office. I guess me and Momma ended up Smelling Like The Vet's Office that day because my Blue Monkey was Face-Down on the Seat when we Got Back In The Car.
I am trying Very Hard to be Very Good but I am Still A Puppy even though Momma says that I am an Old Soul Covered In Puppy Fur. I don't know what that means because I only Learned how to Speak Momma four weeks ago.
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