Momma says I have a Thing For Monkeys and I don't know What That Means but in my Toy Basket now I have a Small Brown Monkey and a Big Brown Monkey. My Blue Monkey is Never in the Toy Basket with Everything Else because he is Always With Me and Momma says he is Made of Half Blue Corduroy and Half Puppy Spit and he's Getting To Look Disgusting and may need to Go In The Washing Machine When I'm Not Looking.
When Momma gave me the New Monkey she said it was a Special Treat for being So Good Last Night and Sleeping Outside The Crate. And when Momma left for The Store this morning she let me stay in the Kitchen and the Breakfast Room instead of Making Me Go Into That Crate. Before she took that New Monkey out of the Bag today, I saw her Looking All Around the Kitchen and the Breakfast Room. I don't know What she was Looking For but when she was All Done Looking she said Good Girl Savannah Good Girl and then she took the New Monkey Out Of The Bag and gave it to me for Being So Good.
I also have Two Extra Monkeys that Daddy got from The Store. He showed them to Momma last week and they didn't notice that I was Looking At Them too and they put the Extra Monkeys Back In The Plastic Bag and put them away Just In Case the Store Runs Out Of Monkeys when I need one. I was Worried about those Two Extra Monkeys but they seem to be Okay because when Momma opens that Closet I don't hear the Monkeys Screaming To Get Out of that Bag.
Tomorrow is Spay Day For Savannah. I don't know What that means but Momma says it's Important that I don't have any Food tonight Not Even Treats because we have to Go To The Vet First Thing In The Morning. Momma told the Ladies at the Tea Party this afternoon that Tomorrow was Spay Day For Savannah and the Ladies said Oooooh and Uh-Oh and I don't know What that means because usually all the Tea Ladies talk at the Same Time and it's hard to Understand half of what they're saying in the Dining Room.
Momma and the Tea Ladies think I'm being Very Good by Staying In The Breakfast Room when they have Tea but they Don't Know that I'm Being Very Quiet in there because I'm Listening To Every Word They Say. One of the Tea Ladies asked Momma if Savannah Knew She Was Going To Be Fixed and I don't know What Momma said because I was Too Busy looking All Over Myself to see if Anything Was Broken.
Tonight after Momma ate her Dinner she brought my Food Bowl to me and told me to eat my Food because I couldn't have Anything Not Even A Treat after eight o'clock Tonight. I looked into my Food Bowl and Nothing Looked As Interesting as what the Tea Ladies were eating in the Dining Room so I took my Blue Monkey and dropped him On Top Of The Kibble and told him he Had To Eat Because We Couldn't Have Anything Not Even A Treat After Eight O'Clock Tonight. Momma said That Wasn't Funny Savannah and then she Picked Up my Bowl and took the Blue Monkey out of it and then she Fed Me my Kibble Piece By Piece because I wouldn't be able to Have Breakfast Tomorrow and she didn't want me to Be Hungry in the Morning and she told me Not To Expect to be Hand Fed Like This after Tonight. Then I tried to tell Momma HaHaHaHaHaHa! but my Mouth was full of Kibble.
Every few minutes Momma looks at me and says You're Going To Be Fine Savannah Just Fine I Will Bring You First Thing In The Morning And Then Pick You Up In The Afternoon And You'll Be All Fixed And Ready To Go. Momma told me that I have to Get In The Car Without A Hassle because now I'm Too Big for her to Pick Up and We Can't Walk To The Vet's Office Now Can We HaHaHa!
I told my Blue Monkey that he Lost His Chance to have Something To Eat when I dropped him in my Food Bowl and now Momma has put my Bowl away and if the Blue Monkey gets Hungry he will Just Have To Wait until we Get Back From the Vet's Office tomorrow afternoon when He's Fixed And Ready To Go.
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