Savannah's Puppy Diary

Boy oh boy Momma sure does get Cranky when it Rains and even More Cranky when it's Windy. All I keep hearing on a Windy Day is Hurry Up Savannah Hurry Up and doesn't Momma know that there are Just Too Many Smells Outside when it's Windy so who would Even Want to Hurry Up anyway.

After Momma tells me Hurry Up Savannah Hurry Up then she says Remind Me Again Why I Needed A Puppy Savannah and I can think of a Hundred Reasons Why Momma Needed A Puppy but I get So Busy Out There smelling for Coyotes and Skunks and Raccoons and Deer that I just can't Remind Momma Of Anything while we're Walking.

I heard Momma on the Phone today with Miss Janice and they were Talking about This Crazy Puppy Who Doesn't Know How To Hurry Up When It's Raining. Momma even said that she was Going To Pack Savannah Up and Send Savannah To Clear Lake and then she Laughed so I guess that Miss Janice was Laughing too. I don't know what Clear Lake means but if they don't have Coyotes and Skunks and Armadillos and Deer and Foxes and Possums and Snakes and Heaven Only Knows What Else then I'm going to Stay Right Here with Momma and Miss Janice can find her Own Puppy Who Doesn't Know How To Hurry Up In The Rain.

Tonight after Dinner Momma put me on my Really Long Leash and brought me Outside and told me to Go Hurry Up In The Grass Miss Savannah. Momma didn't even Walk Down the Driveway with me. She stood there at the Bottom of the Porch Steps and Told me Hurry Up Hurry Up Hurry Up. I think Momma has Forgotten How To Walk in the Wind and the Rain because she just Stood Right There. So I did the Same Thing. I just Stood Right There at the Bottom of the Porch Steps and Waited for Momma to Walk. Well she Walked but she didn't Go out to the Driveway she Walked right Back Up the Porch Steps and Took Me With Her and the next thing I knew we were Back In The House and I was Looking at the Kitchen Floor.

Momma kept my Leash on me while she told Daddy that she Was Finished Done End-Of-Story with Walking This Crazy Puppy in the Wind and the Rain. I looked at Daddy and waited for him to take me Outside and Down The Road but he Didn't Move At All except to Get Himself another Glass of Iced Tea. Then Momma took me Outside again and told me to Hurry Up In The Grass Savannah and by that time I really Had To Go after watching Daddy drink that Iced Tea so I Walked by Myself into The Grass and Found a Good Spot and next thing I knew Momma was saying Good Girl Savannah Good Girl and we were Back In The House again and Momma told Daddy that Miss Janice solved another Problem with this Crazy Puppy.

 If I knew how to Use The Phone I would be Calling Miss Janice right This Minute and telling her that I am Packing Up Momma and Sending Her to Clear Lake because she has Forgotten How To Walk in the Wind and the Rain and maybe Miss Janice can Fix That Problem also.