Savannah's Puppy Diary

Today was Tea Day and the Ladies were here This Afternoon. Momma opened the Door to the Dining Room and I was on my way in there but then All The Ladies started Talking At Once and I just Turned My Puppy Self around and went Back to the Breakfast Room.  I had planned on going into the Dining Room when it got More Quiet in there but that just Never Happened.

One of the Ladies who isn't here Every Week showed up Today and all the Other Ladies wanted to know What's New and then she started to tell them and it Sure Was A Lot and that's why all the Other Ladies kept Talking and Talking and you would think They Would Get Tired but they just Never do and how is a Puppy supposed to Take A Nap when So Many Ladies are Talking Talking Talking.

So I just Stayed In My Bed and then I went to sleep but the Ladies kept Waking Me Up every time one of them said Well Where's Savannah You Wouldn't Even Know You Had A Puppy In This House HaHaHa.  And I heard Momma say that she Sure Does Know There's A Puppy In This House When That Puppy Starts Barking In The Middle Of The Night. I was waiting to hear a HaHaHa after that but it Never Came.

It was Windy outside today and Momma says that I am not On My Best Behavior when we Go For Walks on Windy Days. Well if Momma could Smell everything that I Smell Out There then she wouldn't be On Her Best Behavior either. If Momma knew half of What Was Outside she wouldn't ever Step One Foot Off The Porch Ever Again. Since I got here back in September I've smelled Raccoons and Possums and Coyotes and Skunks and Wild Pigs and Foxes and Mice and Armadillos and Bobcats and Vultures and Rabbits and Moles and Snakes and Goats and Ducks and Cows and Horses and Cats Who Don't Live Here and Dogs Just Passing By and all Kinds of Birds and Bats and Bugs. Momma just has no idea What's Out There and I can Smell Them Best on the Windy Days and Who can be on their Best Behavior with all of That going on out there.

Sometimes just Walking On The Road is More Fun than going to the Park except there's No Pool to jump in. Momma has a Big Pond down the Hill near the edge of our Property but I'm only Allowed to Look at That Water. Momma says there are Turtles and Frogs and Snakes in the Pond and Puppies Are Not Allowed To Swim In There. Period. End of Story Savannah. No. No. No.

So I have to Stand There and Just Look at the Pond and watch the Turtles swimming around and I can hear the Frogs and they're probably saying Come On In Savannah There's Plenty Of Room In Here For A Puppy. But Momma says No. No. No. Sometimes Momma just Wears Me Out. Just like the Tea Ladies can Wear Me Out. Momma's Tea Ladies are here Just Once A Week but Momma is here Every Every Every Day.

(I think Momma is waiting for me to say HaHaHa after that but I think I'll just leave that out.)