Savannah's Puppy Diary

When Momma came Downstairs this morning she said Did Someone Kidnap You In The Middle Of The Night Savannah. I think Momma said that because I Didn't Bark Last Night. Well I wish Momma would Understand that I would have Barked if I had Something to Bark about but it was Very Quiet outside so I just Went On Sleeping.

Momma says that Today is Easter Sunday and I don't know what That means but there is a Bowl of Pink and Blue and Green and Yellow things in the Middle of the Table. I don't know what they are but Momma says that They're Not Toys and I think she told me that because I had My Eye on the Blue One.  Momma told me that Blue must be my Favorite Color because I will not Stop Eating the Bluebonnets. Momma can't fool me. I know that all those Blue Things growing outside will be Hundreds and Hundreds of Blue Monkeys.  Momma also told me that with all the Bluebonnets I've eaten it's a Wonder that my Poop isn't Blue.  I never Get a Chance to Look at my Poop because Momma takes a Bag and Picks It Up right away and I can't figure out Why She's Saving It.

I don't think Momma is mad at me Anymore because she's been Hugging me and telling me what a Good Girl I am. Well someone should Remind Momma of that in the Middle Of The Night when I just have to Pee.  I also stopped Chewing On My Bed and I know For Sure that Momma noticed that I Stopped because My Bed is the First Thing she looks at Every Morning.  Momma turned my Bed around so the Chewed-Up Part is in the Corner and no one would even see that I pulled All The Stuffing out of that side unless Momma tells them and I think Momma is keeping that a Secret because she doesn't want Anyone to know that a Puppy of hers could do Such A Stupid Thing. Well Momma would have Chewed on that Bed too if she knew that Biscuit Crumbs had gotten down into that Corner of the Bed and I was just trying to Get Them Out.

Momma doesn't walk me On The Road in the Middle Of The Night anymore. She said Enough Of That Savannah. So now if I have to Pee when it's Really Late I have to use the Grass right down at the Bottom of the Porch Steps. That Grass is just Way Too Close to the House and Momma doesn't Understand that but she Won't Give Up On Me Using That Grass so I just had to Close My Eyes and just  Pretend that I was Out Near The Road and Not Next To The Steps.  The first time I Peed in That Little Bit of Grass Momma said Good Girl Savannah Good Good Good Girl and I can't figure out Why Momma Gets So Excited over a Little Bit of Pee in a Little Bit of Grass HaHaHa. 

Momma told me that From Now On that Little Bit of Grass is what I Have To Use when it's Raining. No More Walking Up And Down That Road In The Rain is exactly what Momma said. From Now On You Can Just Use That Grass Near The Steps Savannah And That's That and Momma had her Hands On Her Hips when she said That so I know she Means Business. It also Means that Momma has been talking to Miss Janice again and hearing her say You Are Spoiling That Puppy Something Awful Mmm Mmm Mmm Spoiling That Puppy.

Well Miss Janice would be Spoiling Me Something Awful too if she could see the Sad Puppy Look that I learned from Sweet Pea.  He's just a Cat but his Sad Kitty Look gets him Anything He Wants from Momma because Sweet Pea says I Am The Cat And That's That. When I get to Meet Miss Janice I will just Tell her that I Am The Puppy And Puppies Are For Spoiling And That's Exactly That.