The Kitchen looks Different now since Momma took away that Big Rug. After all the Time she spent Cleaning that Rug after I used it Like The Grass outside I don't understand why Momma just didn't Leave It There.
Momma told Miss Cindy that she Liked The Kitchen Better without That Big Rug in the Middle of the Floor so they Carried It To The Cottage and now it's in the Kitchen over there. That's what Momma said but I Know Better. I think Momma is Afraid that I will Pee on the Rug again the Next Time I bark at night and Momma doesn't Come Downstairs and Let Me Out. Momma told Daddy she didn't want to Take Any Chances on another Accident. Well it certainly Wasn't An Accident. I had to Pee Really Bad and Momma Didn't Wake Up and so I Peed on Purpose. Momma wasn't Happy when she Found That Puddle but she kept telling me I'm So Sorry Savannah I'm So So Sorry. Sometimes I just Do Not Understand my Momma.
The Ladies came for Tea the Other Day and I Walked into the Living Room while They Were Busy in the Dining Room. I just sat in the Middle of That Big Room and looked at all of Momma's Pretty Things and I know I'm Not Allowed to Touch A Blessed Thing in that room so I Just Looked. I've learned that on Tea Days there are Too Many Ladies in the Dining Room and Someone is Always Watching Me and Ready To Tell Momma if I do Something Stupid. So I've Learned to Just Look and Try Not To Even Think About Touching but that sure Gets Hard To Do because there are Some Really Pretty Pillows in there that Would Be Fun to Play With.
We went to the Dog Park yesterday and Daddy stopped the Car and Let Momma Out by the little Red House where they took me to Get My Nails Clipped. Momma said she wanted to Buy Flea Medicine For Savannah so I watched Momma get out of the Car but figured she would Come Back to us because it's Too Far To Walk Home From The Park. Daddy and I went to The Park and No Dogs were there so I tried to Play With Daddy but he Doesn't Run As Fast as Other Dogs so we Just Sat Down in the Gazebo and Waited for Momma.
After a little while I saw someone Walking All The Way Across the Grass and then All The Way Across the Parking Lot and then Into The Gate of the Park and I kept Watching and It Was My Momma! So I Ran and Ran and Ran All The Way From The Gazebo To The Gate and Right Up To My Momma and Momma was saying You Know Me Savannah You Really Know Me and I looked at Momma like she had Lost Her Mind. Of Course I Know My Momma after All This Time. I was going to say Seriously?! like Momma does to me when I Do Something Stupid but I thought it would Be Best to Just Sit There and Smile at Momma.
Momma bought New Rugs for the Kitchen yesterday. Instead of One Big Rug in the Middle she put down Four Small Ones where she Stands The Most. The first time Sweet Pea went into the Kitchen and looked at those Little Rugs that Cat didn't know Where he was. You can't Change A Lot of Things with a Cat because they Get Used To The Way Things Are and That's That. When Daddy saw those Little Rugs he told Momma that he Liked The Big Rug Much Better but Momma told him that a Big Rug would Have To Wait Until Savannah Gets Older so we Don't Have Any More Accidents.
I still don't know why Momma keeps Thinking it was an Accident. I looked Momma right in the Eyes and tried to Explain that when she Goes Upstairs Too Early and Leaves Me Too Much Water and then Doesn't Wake Up in the Middle of The Night when I have to Go Out then she's Going To Find A Puddle in the Morning that I put there On Purpose.
My Momma still has So Much To Learn about Puppies.
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