Savannah's Puppy Diary

Momma is in a Better Mood Today than she was Yesterday. Daddy says that Keep Calm and Carry On only applies to The British and has Nothing At All to do with Italian Mommas. I don't exactly know what That means but I think it has Something To Do with Barking at the Deer in the Middle of the Night.

Miss Cindy was helping Momma in the Garden yesterday Morning and they were Pulling Up Weeds and Planting Flower Seeds and Daddy brought me Outside to Help and Momma said No Way because I was Wearing my Pretty Pink Leash and Momma said I would be Dragging It Through An Ant Hill before too long. So Momma got my Long Blue Leash and tied that to a Tree and told me to Sit Down Nice And Just Watch. Daddy said HaHaHa after that and I got up and Walked Around The Yard and started Eating Pecan Shells and Grass and Weeds and Momma said That's It! and she brought me Back Into The House and told me I could Come Outside when she Had The Time to Watch me. I don't think Momma likes it when I Play In The Dirt by the Barn or try to Crawl Under The Cottage. I wonder if that has Anything to do with being an Italian Momma.

Daddy said We Should Go To The Dog Park because it was Such A Pretty Day so we went there yesterday Afternoon. I got to Play with a lot of Nice Dogs but Hazel was there too and I Don't Much Like Hazel because she wants to Be The Boss all the time. Sort of like my Momma but Hazel is Too Rough and she doesn't put her Paws On Her Hips like my Momma does. So when Hazel wouldn't Leave Me Alone I just went and Sat Down Next To Daddy and then Hazel went away.

When we were leaving the Park I heard Momma tell Daddy that Maybe The Vet Could Clip Savannah's Nails While We're Here. I didn't know what That meant but instead of Walking To The Car we Walked Across The Grass to a Little Red House. Daddy told the Girl there that Savannah's Nails Are Way Too Long and next thing I knew they brought me Into A Room with Daddy and Two Girls were Petting Me and Holding Me and then My Nails Got Clipped while Daddy kept saying Good Girl Savannah Good Girl. Then they tried to Give Me A Treat but the Only Treat I wanted was the Back Seat Of Daddy's Car so they gave the Treat to Momma and told her to Save It For Later.

I thought maybe we'd Go Back To The Park after the Little Red House but we all just Walked To The Car and Momma said Now That Wasn't So Bad Was It Savannah and I wanted to ask her how she would like it if Two People Were Holding Her Down while they Clipped Her Nails but she was in a Better Mood by that time so I thought I'd just Keep my Puppy Opinion to Myself.  

When we got home Momma Hugged Me and said I was a Very Good Girl and she Needed to Remember That when I Barked So Loud In The Middle Of The Night That Everyone In The Hills Could Probably Hear Me. Then Momma said that I Smelled Like The Dog Park so she got the Brush and started to Make Me Look Beautiful and then Momma said that she Brushed Out Enough Hair to Make Two More Puppies.

Then Daddy said Oh Great Are We Going To Get Two More Puppies HaHaHa and Momma said Over My Dead Body and I sure Do Know What That Means by now.