Savannah's Puppy Diary

Momma says she is Not Happy With Me. I don't know what That means but if Happy is what I think it means then I'm Happy All The Time and I have no Idea what Momma's problem is.

I think Momma got Mad at me when she Saw The Mess I Made Of My Bed. Who knew that all of That Stuff was Inside That Soft Bed and once I made One Little Hole in it then it Just Made Sense to me to Make That Little Hole A Lot Bigger and More Stuff just Exploded out of it and I needed to Get That Stuff Out Of My Bed so I carried it all around the Breakfast Room and the Kitchen and by the time Momma saw it she said it looked like Brown Snow had Fallen From The Sky.

After all of That Brown Stuff I wanted to Chew Something but I couldn't Find My Bones so I chewed on a Step that Looked Promising and when Momma saw that she Put Her Hands On Her Hips and said Seriously Savannah Seriously You Are Kidding Me Savannah. Momma kept her Hands On Her Hips a very Long Time so I went to Find My Bones and there they were Right Under All That Brown Stuff that Exploded out of My Bed.

Daddy smiled when Momma showed him The Mess I Made but then Daddy tried to Stop Smiling when he Looked At Me and I thought he would Put His Hands On His Hips also but he just put his Hand On My Head and asked me if I Needed A Hug. Then Momma said that she Would Give Me A Hug That I Wouldn't Soon Forget and then she got a plastic bag and Started to Pick Up all that Brown Stuff that was Inside My Bed.

Daddy told Momma that Maybe Savannah Should Sleep In The Coop From Now On. I don't know what The Coop is but Momma said Over Her Dead Body because if Savannah Doesn't Know By Now How To Behave In The House Then She Doesn't Belong In This House Period.

Before Momma went Upstairs last night she put my Water Dish and my Biscuits in the Breakfast room near My Bed and then she took Two Chairs and put them Right In The Doorway so I couldn't Get Into The Kitchen unless I could Jump Over those Chairs. Momma says I'm Not Allowed in the Kitchen By Myself at Night anymore until I Learn Not To Chew The Steps. Momma told me that if she hadn't heard me Chewing on that step the other night then I Would Probably Have Eaten The Whole Bottom Step.

I tried to Explain to Momma that I Just Needed To Chew and I couldn't Find my Chew Bones because they Were Hiding under the Brown Stuff that I pulled out of My Bed after it Exploded all over the Breakfast Room. But Momma wasn't Listening to Me very well and Momma has Sure Been Quiet since All Of This Started.

Momma told me that if I Didn't Make My Mind Up To Behave Like A Lady then I would be Finding Myself Looking For A New Home. I tried to Tell Momma that I didn't Need a New Home because I Already Have One and unless Momma and Daddy and Sweet Pea comes With Me then I'm Not Going Anywhere. And That's That because I Am The Puppy.  I learned that from Sweet Pea who always says I Am The Cat And That's That. I figured if Sweet Pea can get away With That then So Can I.  And notice that I didn't say HaHaHa after that so if Momma happens to say Seriously Savannah Seriously then I can say Yes Of Course I'm Serious.