Just when I think I know All The Rules Momma gives me Another One. Every time Momma takes me Up The Road for a Walk now she tells me No! No! No! Savannah! Don't Eat The Bluebonnets! I have no idea what That means but I think it has something to do with the Flowers that are popping up All Over The Grass and Momma keeps pulling my Leash every time I try to get one.
Those little Flowers are the Same Color as My Blue Monkey which I haven't been able to Find for Months and Months. Momma says my Teeth are Too Big now for a little Monkey so all I get to Chew On are Bones and Hard Treats and I'm not Complaining about that but it was Sure Nice when I had that Soft Blue Monkey to carry around All Day Long.
I know that Momma has One More Blue Monkey left and it's in The Cabinet with My Treats but Momma always closes the Door after she takes a Treat out. I'm waiting for her to Forget to Close That Door and then I'm going to stick My Head in there and Rescue that Blue Monkey.
I went for a Walk this morning with Daddy instead of Momma because he got Downstairs first. That only happens about Once A Week and most of the time Daddy forgets to try and get me to Walk In A Straight Line. I think he Gave Up with that because I can be such a Pig-Headed Puppy sometimes. Momma doesn't seem to Care about Straight Lines, as long as I walk and Do What I'm Supposed To Do out there.
Daddy walked me Up The Road like Momma does and when we were Coming Back the little Dog down the Hill was Running By Himself in the Road so Daddy and I walked down there. That Dog isn't usually By Himself because he has Four Little Kids and Two Big People in his House but when we told Momma what happened she said Maybe That's Why He Ran Off In The First Place. Momma said Those Kids Never Give That Dog Any Peace And Quiet.
So Daddy and I made that Little Dog turn around and Go Home and one of his Big People came Out of the House looking for him and There He Was because My Daddy saved him from The Road. When we were in Front of the Little Dog's house I saw All Those Kids Jumping Up And Down on the Porch because the Little Dog was back and they made a Lot of Noise and I think Momma was right. That Little Dog probably Ran Away because there's Too Much Noise Down There to even Take A Nap.
My house is Nice and Quiet and there's Only Me and Momma and Daddy and Sweet Pea in here. And even though Sweet Pea steals my Bed every once in a while he Doesn't Make Much Noise except when I step on his tail and then Momma says Be Careful With That Cat Savannah! We also have Gatsby and Mickey outside but ever since I got here Momma doesn't let them in the House anymore because she said One Dog And One Cat In This House Is More Than Enough.
Sometimes Daddy tells Momma that Maybe Savannah Would Like A Puppy Brother Or Sister and that's when Momma says Over My Dead Body. I already know what That means. When Momma says that to Daddy it means No! No! No! and Definitely No!
We went to the Dog Park today because Daddy said it was Such A Pretty Day but when we got there we had to Walk Around The Puddles from all the Rain we just had. Well to be Truthful Momma and Daddy walked Around those Puddles but I Ran in them and Splashed in them and Momma started to put her Hands On Her Hips but Daddy said Relax Savannah's Having Fun and that was that so I Splashed Some More. Then Momma was giving That Look to Daddy but she was Wearing Sunglasses so Daddy couldn't really see That Look but I know my Momma.
There were a lot of Dogs at the Park today but most of them were Too Fast and Too Aggressive for me so I stayed near Momma and Daddy most of the time. I heard Momma tell Daddy that Savannah Really Knows Who She Belongs To Now and I turned around to give Momma my Own Look but she didn't see that because she was Watching a Nasty Dog to Make Sure he didn't come Near Me.
Silly Momma. Of Course I know who I belong to. I've learned a Thing Or Two since I got here. I may be Pig-Headed at times but I'm not Stupid.
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