Savannah's Puppy Diary

Momma said Today Is Not The Best Day Of Your Puppy Life Miss Savannah. I don't know what That means but I don't think it was Good because Momma was Standing In Front Of Me With Her Hands On Her Hips when she said those Words and when Momma's Hands are On Her Hips it's Never Good.

I thought it was a Pretty Good Day till Momma said that to me this morning. As soon as we Got Out Of The Back Door for our Walk this morning I smelled Raccoons on the Porch and that's what I was Barking at last night. By the time Momma got into the Kitchen and put on the light those Raccoons had run away and I was Proud of that because My Barking is what got them to leave last night but Momma thought I was Barking At Nothing.

I knew those Raccoons weren't on The Porch this morning but their Smell was still there and that Smell went Down The Steps and Down The Driveway and Across The Grass and I just Put My Nose Down and Didn't Lift It Up till I couldn't smell the Raccoons anymore. Momma doesn't understand all of that and she kept saying Hurry Up Savannah! Hurry Up! but that meant that she wanted me To Pee and I wasn't ready to do that yet because I was Too Busy Smelling Raccoons. But Momma doesn't Understand that either. Momma was trying to get me to Hurry Up! because she wanted to Go Into Town For Errands today and she says that I always Take More Time Than I Need on Errand Day.

When I couldn't Smell The Raccoons anymore then I found a Place In The Grass To Pee and Momma said Finally Savannah Finally!  It's always better when Momma says Good Girl Savannah Good Girl because when she says Finally! about anything that usually means that I Took Too Long To Do Something.

As soon as I got the Raccoons out of my Puppy Mind this morning then along came Two Trucks so I had to try and Catch Those no matter how tight Momma was holding that Leash and then Momma told me she wouldn't Have A Fingernail Left To Her Name if kept on Pulling Her From Here To Eternity. She didn't have her Hands On Her Hips when she said that but I think that was because she had my Leash in her Hands at the time.

When we got Back Into The House Momma looked at me and said I Hope The Rest Of Your Day Goes Better Than Your Walk This Morning Savannah and I didn't understand that At All because I thought I had a Great Walk between the Raccoon Smell and the Two Trucks. Daddy says that Momma is Too Much Of A Girl and I don't know exactly what That Means but it may have something to do with Not Liking Raccoons and Trucks and Broken Fingernails.