There's a Park! A Park just for Puppies and Dogs! And I Was There! Twice! A Park! And all the Puppies and all the Dogs Do Not have to wear a Leash in the Park!
Momma and Daddy kept telling me the other day that We Were Going To The Park but I didn't know what that meant and when they took me outside to Daddy's Car I wouldn't get in. Momma pulled and pushed and said that No Puppy On This Planet Turns To Stone As Quickly As Savannah and then my Daddy Person got behind me and Just Picked Me Up and next thing I knew I was in the Car and I thought Oh No They're Going To Get Me Fixed Again but then we ended up at The Park! There were Little Dogs and Big Dogs and I looked for Puppy #1 but he wasn't there and maybe I'm forgetting what Puppy #1 looks and smells like because I haven't seen one Puppy yet around here Who Looks Like Me. The Park had So Many People and there was a Swimming Pool Just For Dogs that Momma said was much Cleaner than the Pond so when a Brown Dog jumped into the Pool I did too and We Both Got Wet and I saw Momma shaking her head and saying I Hope You Can Swim Savannah.
Momma said there was a Little Park for Little Dogs and a Big Park for Big Dogs and they were Both Fenced In and I could see the Little Dogs from the Big Dog Park and Momma said that maybe we should go into the Little Dog Park because I'm still a Puppy but Daddy said No Way Does Savannah Look Like A Little Dog To You? So we stayed in the Big Dog Park with the Big Trees and the Big Pool and the Big Gazebo and my Favorite Part of the Park was that I didn't have to Wear My Leash because there were no Cars and no Trucks just Dogs and People and the Pool and the Grass and Momma said Oh My Savannah Is Going To Sleep For Two Days Straight After She Runs Around The Park For Two Hours.
Momma and Daddy sat in the Gazebo and watched me Running and Playing with the other Big Dogs and then they Got Up so I followed them because I already Know who I Belong to but when Momma and Daddy got Close to the Gate that goes Out of The Park I turned myself around and Started Walking Back to the Gazebo. I heard Momma say that Savannah Is Too Smart For Her Own Good and I didn't know what that meant so I Just Kept Walking. But then I got tired and I let Momma catch me and put my Leash on and then I had to Walk Past The Other Big Dogs wearing my Leash and that was Not Fun but Momma and Daddy didn't Trust me not to Turn Around again when we got to the Gate.
When we got Home I slept for Three Hours and Momma said she hoped I didn't wake her up in the Middle Of The Night because I was Sleeping The Afternoon Away. I did Bark one time but Momma didn't Come Downstairs so I went back to Sleep and when Momma walked into The Kitchen in the Morning she said Thank You Savannah For Not Making Me Walk Outside With You At Three O'Clock In The Morning. Well if Momma didn't want to Do That why didn't she Just Say So. I haven't Barked in the Middle Of The Night since and when Momma comes Down The Stairs in the Morning she says Good Morning Sweet Savannah! instead of telling me that she Must Have Been Out Of Her Mind to Get A Puppy Again.
This afternoon my Daddy Person kept telling me that we were Going To The Park again. I remembered the word Park so when he put the Leash on me after Lunch I knew that I wasn't going Back To The Vet to Get Fixed Again. When Daddy opened up the Back Door of his Car I Jumped Right In There the same way I jump up on the Sofa. Easy Peasy. I was in that Car and Momma was standing in the Driveway and telling Daddy that she Couldn't Believe I Got Into The Car By Myself. I was Looking at Momma and trying to tell her to Get In The Car! We're Going To The Park! Get In The Car!
There were Lots of Dogs and even a Puppy in the Big Dog Park today. Everyone was Not Wearing a Leash and we all Kept Running and Chasing and Playing and some Dogs jumped into the Swimming Pool but I didn't do that Today because a Great Big German Shepard was jumping in the Pool over and over and over and making Big Splashes and all the Other Dogs just stayed Out Of His Way so I did too. Momma and Daddy said Hello to all the Dogs and the People and a Lady said I was a Beautiful Puppy and a Man said Wow She's Going To Be A Very Big Dog Isn't She and one Really Nice Lady said I was Very Elegant and I didn't know what that meant so I just Sat Myself Down in the Dirt and then Momma Rolled Her Eyes Up To The Sky.
One of the Dogs today was an Irish Wolfhound and Momma said that Dog didn't need a Leash she needed a Saddle but she was a Friendly Dog named Fiona and Fiona's Momma said that she was Just A Big Cowardly Lion who happened to weigh 140 pounds. Momma looked at me and said Don't You Even Think About Growing That Big Savannah.
We stayed in the Park for Two Hours today and then Daddy told Momma that it was Time To Go Home but he said not to let Savannah know we were Ready To Leave. I heard my Daddy Person telling Momma to wait until I walked into the Gazebo and then it would be Easy to Get My Leash Back On and then we could all Walk To The Gate instead of Chasing Savannah All Over The Park Like The Other Day.
Well I thought of Running to the Other Side of the Park right that Minute but I figured that if I didn't Behave Myself Like The Elegant Puppy that I am then my Daddy Person might not want to take me Back To The Park Again. So I walked into the Gazebo and sat down by Momma and she put the Leash on me and Daddy said See It Worked! We Don't Have to Chase Her! and I let Daddy think it was all his Idea.
When we got out of The Gate and walked up to The Car Daddy opened up the Back Door for me and I Jumped Up On The Seat Easy Peasy and Momma just stood there saying I Don't Believe How Quickly Savannah Learned To Get Into This Car.
I wanted to tell Momma that maybe she should have Driven Me To The Park a couple of times Before she Drove Me To The Vet's Office To Get Fixed but I think Momma knows that by now.
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