Momma said Yesterday was Thanksgiving and I should be Thankful that I have a Home and a Bed and Toys and even Turkey and Apple Pie. Momma also said that she needs to Be Thankful that she still has a Sane Bone In Her Body because I have not been The Best Little Puppy In This Country Bubble.
Thanksgiving was Okay but the Turkey was Better and if getting Turkey and Apple Pie in my Bowl is called Thanksgiving then I'm Ready for Another Thanksgiving tomorrow. We had Company for Dinner yesterday and Momma told me that I needed to Be Very Good and I think I was because I stayed in the Breakfast Room while Everyone was eating Turkey and then Momma called me to Come Into The Dining Room but I didn't know who the Company was so I stayed in my Bed and wouldn't Say Hello To Daddy's Friend and then Momma told the Company that I was Very Shy.
I thought that we would Go To The Park yesterday because Daddy was telling his Friend how I Run and Play with the Other Dogs there but then Momma told Daddy that the Dog Park is making me act like that dog Lupin and I get Wild and Crazy and the Last Thing She Needs is a Crazy Puppy. Momma says I used to act Like A Lady and I was a Quiet Old Soul of a Puppy until they started taking me To The Park and letting me Run Around with All Those Other Dogs.
When Momma walked me Tonight I was Pulling Up Grass and Eating Leaves and Chasing Moths and Momma said if I didn't Cut It Out she would Never Walk Me Again but I didn't Believe that because Momma likes to Walk and I like to Walk and it just makes Good Sense to Walk Together and I don't think Momma would Go Out Walking and Leave me in the House with Sweet Pea.
I pulled up so much Grass and Ate so many Leaves tonight on our Walk that Momma brought me into the House and dried me off with my Towel and told me I was Not Her Favorite Puppy At The Moment. So I went into the TV Room and sat next to Daddy and he told me I was His Special Savannah Girl and Momma said Well Go Walk That Crazy Puppy And Then Tell Me How Special She Is. So that's what Daddy did. We walked Up and Down the Road again but Daddy wouldn't let me Pull at the Grass and Chase the Leaves and before he brought me Back Into The House I peed in the Grass and then Daddy told Momma that I peed and Momma said Well It's About Freaking Time.
Daddy said that Momma is Cranky because the Weather turned Cold and Rainy and she's also Just Tired Out after Thanksgiving. Well no wonder Momma is Just Tired Out. She didn't have to Cook All of That Food just because it was Thanksgiving. Momma said I couldn't have Oyster Stuffing because it had Onions in it and I couldn't have Sweet Potatoes because of the Pecans and Brown Sugar and I couldn't have Baked Apples because of the Raisins and I couldn't have Mashed Potatoes because of the Cheese so All I Got To Eat From Thanksgiving was the Turkey so that's All that Momma really needed to Cook in the First Place.
Daddy has been giving me a little bit of Apple Pie and Ice Cream but we're not telling Momma about that because then she'll get Cranky again and Daddy said We Still Have To Get Through the Christmas Party and Christmas Day so we can't have a Cranky Momma in this house. Well I could teach Daddy a thing or two about that because Momma gets Cranky because of the Stupid Weather and the Who-Knows-What's-Out-There-Wildlife and this Blasted Country Bubble but she doesn't Always Tell Daddy that she's so Cranky but I know it because the Crankier Momma Gets The Faster We Walk Up And Down That Road.
Well Thanksgiving is Over and the Company is Gone but there is still More Turkey and Apple Pie in the Kitchen so maybe Momma should be Thankful for that. Plus she has her Sweet Savannah who is sometimes Crazy and not always an Old Soul and I don't see a Problem with that but then I'm just a Puppy so what do I know.
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