Momma says I look like The Cat's Pajamas in my New Pink Sweatshirt and I keep Looking at Sweet Pea but he never wears Pajamas so I don't know what Momma is talking about.
My Sweatshirt is the Same Color as my Leash and Daddy says it's a Girlie Color and Momma said Well What's Wrong With That Savannah Is A Girl Isn't She. Daddy says that I am Spoiled Rotten because I have a Pink Sweatshirt to wear Now and another Pink Sweatshirt that will Fit Me when I Get Bigger. Daddy says Some Puppies Just Shop Till They Drop And That's That.
Momma put that Sweatshirt on me Yesterday and it was Soft and Warm and it felt like I Was Being Hugged All Over and then Momma pulled the Hood up Over My Head and Daddy said That's Not A Sweatshirt That's A Hoodie and Momma said it Didn't Matter What It Was Called because it was just So Darn Cute. Then Momma said that This Country Bubble May Not Be Ready For A Puppy With A Pink Velvet Leash And A Pink Hoodie. I tried to tell Momma that Little Bella up the Road wears a Pink Swimsuit and Pink Swim Goggles when she Goes into The Pool in Miss Judy's Backyard so This Country Bubble is Ready For Anything and Everything.
Momma took off my Pink Hoodie before we all Got Into The Car because Daddy said we were Going To The Dog Park but then he Drove Right Past It and went to a Store first. Momma and Daddy got out of The Car and Left The Windows Open For Me and then said You Be Good Savannah We'll Be Right Back. Well I had to Think about Should I Be Good or Not Be Good because there I was in The Car and People were Going In And Out of the Store and if I did something Bad then Someone would have Told my Momma so I just sat there and Watched All The People and Waited for Momma and Daddy to Come Out Of The Store and I think I was Good except for Getting Puppy Spit on the Car Window. Then Momma and Daddy came Back To The Car and Off We Went and then Daddy stopped at Another Store but Momma waited in The Car with me because Momma said the Hardware Store was Too Boring For Words so Momma and I watched All The People Going In and Out and we were Both Being Good but I got More Puppy Spit on my Window and Momma's Window was still Nice and Clean.
Then Daddy came Back To The Car and Off We Went again and This Time We Went To The Park That's Just For Dogs and For People With Dogs. When we went through The Gate there were no Other Dogs there so I just Walked Around and Smelled The Grass and Momma and Daddy Followed Me. Daddy walked over to a Long White Stick On Two Poles and he said Jump Savannah Jump! so I Jumped over The Stick and Daddy gave me a Treat and said Good Girl Savannah Good Girl and then Daddy made the White Stick a Little Higher and said Jump Savannah Jump! so I did that and Got Another Treat. Daddy was going to Make the White Stick a Little Higher but he told Momma That He Didn't Want To Push His Luck so I stood there waiting to see if Daddy would Jump Over That Stick but he didn't.
A lady with Two Dogs came into The Park then and I ran over to Say Hello and Daddy and Momma followed me. They called the dogs Ivan and Pixie and then the Lady called me Savannah and said I was Very Pretty and I was waiting for Momma to say Well If You Think Savannah Is Pretty Now You Should See Her In Her Pink Hoodie Because She Looks Like The Cat's Pajamas but Momma didn't say Anything at all except Well Thank You.
Ivan and Pixie's momma had a Yellow Ball that she kept Throwing and the Three Of Us kept Running after it. Pixie caught the Yellow Ball most of the time and Me and Ivan just Let Her Catch It because Pixie was The Oldest and her momma said that Pixie would Sulk And Pout if she didn't Catch That Ball. I thought that maybe Pixie's momma should have more than One Yellow Ball so Ivan could catch his own Yellow Ball but I didn't know how to Say That to Pixie's momma so I just Played With Ivan so Pixie could be Queen Of The Yellow Ball In The Park.
When we Got Back Home I walked around Our Backyard with Momma and she Picked Up Pecans from the Grass and said that It Must Be A Bumper Crop For Pecans This Year Because She Now Has Enough Of Them To Last Three Lifetimes. While Momma picked up those Pecans I found some that were Half Out Of The Shells and Momma said Those Were Nasty because the Birds and the Squirrels had cracked them open and Momma told me to Leave Them Alone. But Momma wasn't watching me Every Minute so I ate some of the Pecans and they were Fun because the Shells went Crunch Crunch Crunch but Momma heard that Crunch Crunch Crunch and told me again To Leave Them Alone.
When we got Back Into The House my Puppy Tummy didn't feel so good and next thing I knew a Whole Bunch of Pecans And Other Stuff fell out of My Mouth and onto The Floor and Momma said Oh My Savannah You Have Tossed Up Your Cookies From Eating Those Pecans. While Momma cleaned up the Mess I kept Looking For My Cookies but all I could see were Bits And Pieces of Pecans And Shells so I think Momma was Wrong about those Cookies.
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