Savannah's Puppy Diary

I was All Ready to go To The Dog Park today when Momma and my Daddy walked to the Kitchen Door this morning. But Momma said we weren't going To The Park today because they had Errands to do. I don't know what Errands To Do means but it can't be More Fun than the Dog Park. And I don't know why I have to Stay Home for Errands anyway. I watched Momma and Daddy going Out Of The Door and I heard Daddy telling Momma that Savannah Has A Sad Puppy Look On Her Face And Isn't That Cute That She Wants To Go With Us.

When Momma and Daddy came Back Home Momma took me for a Good Long Walk and told me that Thanksgiving was This Week and I don't know what Thanksgiving means except Momma said I would Get Some Turkey If She Still Had A Kitchen To Cook It In so I don't think Thanksgiving is a bad thing unless You happen to be the Turkey.

Momma said that No Woman On This Planet Is Safe Anymore because YouTube Videos have made Every Man believe they can Do Everything and that includes Fixing a Faucet and Fixing a Hot Water Heater even if it's Just Three Days Before Thanksgiving. Daddy said I Can Do This It's Just A Minor Fix And Why Call A Plumber And Have To Pay All That Money. Momma didn't answer Daddy but Momma told me that she'd be Glad To Pay All That Money And Then Some just to get the Job Done and Done Quickly so she can get on with Getting Ready For Thanksgiving and then Momma said Small Fix My Butt The Only Small Fix In This House Is Changing A Lightbulb and She Could Do That Herself Without a YouTube Video.

Momma said this Big Old House must have a Ghost hiding up in the Attic somewhere and it only comes out Right Before A Holiday and makes Something Important like a Water Heater stop working.  I tried to tell Momma that maybe we should Take The Ghost to the Dog Park and Leave It There so it couldn't come out Right Before A Holiday but Momma was Too Busy Mopping the Kitchen Floor because I had Just Taken A Drink and I sat there and Watched Momma with the Mop and I thought that Maybe the Ghost was the one Making Such A Mess on Momma's Nice Clean Floor all the time.