Savannah's Puppy Diary

Today was Momma's tea party day. It's easy to Figure That Out because Momma puts a Tablecloth on the Kitchen Counter and before she puts the boxes of Tea on the Tablecloth she tells me that I Must Not Touch No Matter How Good The Tea Smells. My favorite Tea is the Orange Spice and Momma usually makes that For Herself in the Mornings. I stand behind Momma when she Pours The Hot Water and my Puppy Nose goes Up In The Air and Momma says that I would Drink The Air if I could figure out how to get it.

When the Ladies came to Tea this afternoon I stayed in my Bed in the Breakfast Room but then I started to smell Cookies and Orange Spice Tea and Strawberry Cheesecake Dip and I figured that if I went into the Dining Room and stayed Very Quiet maybe the Ladies would let me Taste Something and even if they Didn't then the Worst that could happen was that I'd at least get A Dog Biscuit.

I sat next to Bella's Momma Miss Judy and she kept Talking while I was sitting there so I put my Paw on her Lap so she would See Me and it Worked.  So I did it Again after she said Good Girl Savannah Good Girl but she still Didn't give me an Oatmeal Cookie so I tried to put Two Paws on her Lap but that Didn't Work At All and three Ladies told me All At Once to Get Down Savannah Get Down and they were Loud Enough to Make a Puppy go Deaf.  Miss Judy says I hardly look like a Puppy anymore because I've Grown So Big. I tried to tell Miss Judy that Puppies are Supposed To Grow but she didn't Understand and then I remembered how small Bella is so maybe Miss Judy thinks I am a Giant next to Tiny Bella.

Before Miss Judy went home Momma put my Pink Sweater on me and Miss Judy took Pictures of me with her Camera. Momma and Miss Judy said I was Too Cute For Words especially when Miss Judy pulled up the Hood on the Sweater and Covered My Ears which I will have to Remember the Next Time a Bunch of Ladies tell me to Get Down Savannah Get Down because I don't think a Puppy could Go Deaf if her Ears were Covered with a Hoodie.

After the Tea Party Momma opened up the door to the TV Room and Sweet Pea came out and tried to Drink Water from my Bowl so I had to Chase him Away. Then Sweet Pea tried to smell my chew-bone so I had to Chase him Away from that too. Momma said I needed to Settle Down And Behave but I didn't get a chance to Do That because Miss Judy called Momma and said she was Taking Bella For A Walk and Momma said We Would Go Walking Too.

We were Going Out The Door before I could Eat my Dinner and I was Hungry going Up And Down The Road so I had to pick up Grass and Dirt and Leaves and Mud and Momma kept saying Drop It Savannah Drop It and Momma didn't even know that my Puppy Tummy was nearly Empty except for the Dog Biscuits from the Tea Party. While we were Walking Momma told Miss Judy that I had Too Much Puppy Energy today and she was Surprised that I Behaved Myself During Tea but I was Making Up For It Now by being a Puppy Pain In The Butt and then Momma told me Not To Remind Her to Ask Herself Why She Wanted A Puppy In The First Place.

We said Goodbye to Miss Judy and Bella and then we got in The House and I Ate Up All My Dinner before Momma took my Leash off and then Momma said I'm Sorry Savannah No Wonder You Were Picking Up All That Bad Stuff Outside You Were Just Hungry. I tried to tell Momma that she would have been Eating Grass and Leaves and Dirt too if all she had to eat All Afternoon were two Dog Biscuits while Everyone Else was Eating Oatmeal Cookies and Strawberry Dip with Pretzels.