Yesterday was Momma's Tea Party and all the Ladies came by with Cakes and Cookies and Momma said there wasn't One Single Piece of Fruit on the table because the Lady Who Brings The Fruit is Out Of Town this week. I was listening to the Tea Ladies when they walked into the Dining Room and no one seemed Disappointed because all they had were the Cakes and Cookies. But then Bella's momma walked into the House with Strawberries And CreamCheese rolled up in Tortillas and everyone said Fruit! Finally We Have Some Fruit!
The Tea Ladies were Talking and Laughing so much yesterday that I left my Bed in the Breakfast Room and I walked into the Dining Room and no one saw me by the table, not even my Momma. I was standing there Quietly and Looking and Looking at all the Christmas Decorations that Momma says I Must Not Touch and then I Looked into the Living Room and there were Even More Decorations that I Must Not Touch so I walked in there and that's when Momma saw me. The Tea Ladies wanted me to Go Have A Look-See but Momma said No Way Can I Trust Savannah In That Room All By Herself so Momma made me Go Back into the Dining Room. I thought Momma was going to send me back into the Breakfast Room so I stayed away from Momma and sat down right next to Miss Cindy who is Jack's momma and I thought I'd be Safe there since Miss Cindy has a Puppy of her own and Knows that sometimes Puppies Just Need To Explore Now And Then.
Momma said I could stay in the Dining Room if I was Good And Quiet and Didn't Touch A Thing except one of my own Toys. So I sat there and Looked at all the Decorations for Christmas but I didn't see Anything At All that looked even a Little Bit like one of my Toys so I just sat there with Miss Cindy and every once in a while she Looked At Me and said You Are Such A Good Girl Savannah Such A Good Girl Because Jack Would Have Gotten Himself Into Half Of Those Decorations By Now. I tried to tell Miss Cindy to Bring Jack to the next Tea Party so I could watch him Get Into the Decorations but I don't think she heard me.
I have Lots of New Toys now because my Puppy Teeth chewed up most of my Old Toys. Except the Blue Monkey that Momma says I'm Easy With because he's my Favorite but still some of my Old Blue Monkeys have been Thrown Away because I ripped them Wide Open and their Insides came out and Momma said she didn't want to Rush Me To The Vet because I swallowed the Guts Of A Blue Monkey. So I think Momma throws out the Old One when I'm Not Looking and then she puts a New Blue Monkey into my Toy Basket and she thinks I don't notice. Momma doesn't know that the Old Monkey smells like Puppy Spit and the New Monkey smells like The Store but I guess that Momma never puts the Monkeys in her Mouth so she wouldn't know the Difference.
My Favorite New Toy is a big Stuffed Candy Cane that's Red and White and soft like a Pillow. I don't know what a Candy Cane really is, but that's what Momma calls it and when she sees me sleeping on that Toy she will say You Are The Sweetest Puppy Savannah And If Santa Saw You Sleeping On That Candy Cane He Would Just Eat You Up Because You're So Cute. I don't know who Santa is but if I see him in this House I won't let him Near Me if he's going to Eat Me Up. Sometimes it's not a Good Thing to be so Stinking Cute.
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