Momma is Busy Busy Busy. Momma says that Christmas Is Coming But Our Christmas Party Will Be Here First And I Have To Be Very Very Good during The Party. I wanted to Remind Momma that I was Very Very Good during the Halloween Party but I think Momma is Even Too Busy to be Reminded of that.
We still go for our Walks every day and Momma has started taking me Way Down Our Hill and Up The Next Road because I am a Big Girl now and Momma said the Longer Walks will Do Me Good so I don't become a Plus Size Puppy.
When we were on our Long Walk yesterday we saw Miss Lauren and Momma said I had to Be A Friendly Girl because Miss Lauren Raises and Trains Puppies and turns them into Very Good Dogs Who Love Her To Pieces. I looked Carefully at Miss Lauren but I couldn't see any Missing Pieces. I didn't want Miss Lauren to Pet Me because we had Just Met but then Miss Lauren sat down on the Grass and Momma said Watch Out For Fire Ants but Miss Lauren didn't seem to even Mind Sitting On The Grass so I went over to her and Sniffed Her Hand but then I went Back To Momma.
While Miss Lauren and Momma were talking I walked over and Licked Miss Lauren's Hand but then I ran back to Momma before Miss Lauren could Pet me. Miss Lauren told Momma that I was probably Shy because I didn't get enough People Contact when I was a Young Puppy. I don't know what People Contact means because All I Had in my Old Kennel was Puppy #1 and we only saw our People at night when they fed us. Miss Lauren told Momma that my Colors were Beautiful and my Personality was Gentle and my Shyness with Strangers would Go Away after a while.
Momma was Outside yesterday and today hanging up Christmas Lights all over the Porch and the Gazebo and Momma said it would be a Surprise for Daddy when he Gets Home. I don't know about Daddy but it was a Surprise for Me when we went Outside After Dark. It looks almost like Daylight out there with all of those Lights and maybe Momma should have the Christmas Party Outside instead of Inside because then she wouldn't have to Worry about me Being Very Very Good. If I'm Outside I just have to be a Good Girl or a Friendly Girl and that's a Lot Easier than Being a Very Very Good Girl inside the House.
Somebody needs to tell Sweet Pea that he has to be a Very Very Good Cat because this morning he ran into the Living Room and then into the Dining Room and while Momma was calling his Name and trying to Catch him Sweet Pea ran up the Stairs and into the Bedroom and I heard Momma calling that cat's Name at least a Dozen times before Momma came back Down The Stairs with Sweet Pea in her arms. Momma was saying Thank You to Sweet Pea for Not Climbing up the Christmas Tree in the Dining Room.
I wanted to Remind Momma that no one ever said Thank You to me for Not Touching the Christmas Tree and Not Touching Anything in the Living Room and the Dining Room. But Sweet Pea is a Cat and I think Momma has to be Easier with him because Momma says Cats are Sensitive and you Never Know what Cats will do if you Yell at them for doing Something Stupid. I guess Puppies aren't as Sensitive as Cats because Momma sure did Yell at Me when I used to Chase Sweet Pea around the House. I don't Chase him anymore because I've Learned to Speak Cat now and I've also Learned that when you Chase Sweet Pea you're going to Get Your Nose Bopped With His Claws and That's Not Fun and Momma never told Sweet Pea to Leave Savannah's Nose alone but she sure did keep telling me Not To Chase That Poor Cat.
Momma has stopped Being Busy now and she wants to Take Me for a Walk to see the Christmas Lights Outside. I've already seen the Lights Outside but I think Momma wants to see them Again and then she'll tell me Again that the Christmas Party is This Weekend and I have to Be a Very Very Good Girl. I want to Remind Momma that she Already Told Me That but Momma is like a Cat and she's Very Sensitive about Things Like That so I'll just Go For a Walk and Look at the Lights again. I've also Learned how to Speak Momma so when Momma tells me things Over and Over I just Look Up At Her and Make Believe that I'm Listening and then Momma says Good Girl Savannah Good Girl.
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