Savannah's Puppy Diary

I am still Confused. It's not easy being a Puppy sometimes. Everyone in this House has been Busy Busy Busy with that Big Tree in the Dining Room. Everyone but Me because I Am Not Allowed To Touch So Much As One Teeny Tiny Pine Needle On That Tree Do You Hear Me Savannah.

Daddy was Busy the First Day putting Lights on the Big Tree. Momma said they were Old Lights that Bubble up and Daddy said he had those Lights on his Tree when he was a Little Boy. I don't know what a Little Boy is but I'm guessing it's like being a Puppy. I wonder if Daddy was allowed to Touch Those Lights when he was a Puppy.

After the Lights That Bubble were on the Tree then Momma got Boxes and Boxes from the Big Closet and then she started to Hang Things on that Tree. And every time Momma put something Pretty and Shiny on that Tree she said Now Just Remember Savannah You Can Look All You Want But You Cannot Touch And Don't Even Think About Touching This Tree.

Well. What fun is That. All those Pretty Things that are Shining and Spinning and Bubbling and I am Not Allowed To Touch. Well I don't Touch A Thing when Momma is in the Dining Room and I am Waiting and Waiting for Momma to let me go into the Dining Room By Myself so I can have a Good Look Around but I don't think that's Going To Happen Anytime Soon.

Today was Tea Party Day and the Ladies came this afternoon with Cakes and Cookies and Dips and little Wrapped Packages. Momma said it was an Ornament Exchange Party and everyone had to put their Ornament in the Middle of the Table and then the Ladies took turns Picking one of the packages and all I heard after that was Ooooh and Aaaah and Isn't That Pretty and I didn't even Bother getting Out Of My Bed and walking in the Dining Room for a Look because Momma would have said Remember Savannah You Are Not Allowed To Touch. Well what's the Sense of Looking if you can't Touch. I did get two Treats when Momma wasn't Looking because Miss Cindy gave me two Crackers but she forgot to put some Dip on them and I know there was Dip on that Table because the Ladies were saying Ooooh and Aaaah when they tasted that Dip and that was Before they were Ooohing and Aaaahing over those Ornaments.

All the Ladies were Talking about Christmas all Afternoon so I guess they all know what Christmas is and they all have Big Trees with Lots of Things hanging on them that I wouldn't be Allowed To Touch so I don't think I will be invited to see any other Big Trees because if I can't Touch those Trees either then What's The Point of Looking. All the Ladies probably have Crackers and Dip and Cookies and Cake too but I probably wouldn't get those either unless Miss Cindy was there to give me some when no one else was Looking.

Momma keeps saying that Santa will bring me Toys and Treats and he will Leave them Underneath The Big Tree for me. Well if that's Really what Happens on Christmas then Momma better leave a Big Sign under that Tree that says Santa Is Allowed To Touch This Tree otherwise he won't be Leaving Anything for me or anyone else in this House and then No One will be saying Ooooh and Aaaah when Christmas gets here.