Momma has been in A Better Mood for the last Two Days. That's probably because she Came Down The Stairs and Gave Me A Hug and said Thank You For Letting Me Sleep Savannah. Well, if that's All It Takes for Momma to Be in a Better Mood then she should Hug Me Every Morning instead of staying Up All Night and Reading About Puppies Who Bark After Midnight.
I am Trying to be on My Best Behavior because both Momma and Daddy have told me that My First Birthday is Next Week. I don't exactly Know what That means but they're Making A Big Deal out of this Birthday Thing. Daddy said We should Do Something Special like Take Savannah to the Dog Park and give Treats to All The Dogs there. Momma says She should do Something More Special like Hide Under The Covers and Catch Up on All The Sleep that She Lost This Week. I tried to tell Momma that maybe The Sleep she Lost is in the Same Place as My Blue Monkey. Momma thinks I didn't notice that she Took Away My Last Blue Monkey when I Bit His Tail Off so I keep looking in The Bluebonnets and maybe I'll find a New Blue Monkey growing out there.
Momma also didn't notice that I saw her Getting In The Car With Gatsby the other day and when she Came Back Home again Gatsby wasn't with her. I tried to Ask Momma if she Lost Gatsby Somewhere but she was Too Busy Holding Tissues On Her Eyes and didn't see that I had Something To Say. For the Last Two Days both Sweet Pea and Mickey have been Meowing and Meowing and Meowing and I think they're trying to Ask Momma where Gatsby is but Momma just keeps telling the Cats that Gatsby Was Sick and Now He's In Fancy Feast Heaven. I can't figure out what That means but I don't think Gatsby is coming back from Heaven because now there's just One Dish Of Cat Food on the Porch instead of Two. Momma told Daddy that the Porch seems Empty without Gatsby on it and Daddy said Maybe Another Stray Cat Will Show Up HaHaHa and Momma's answer to that was Over My Dead Body.
We went to the Dog Park this afternoon because Daddy said it was Too Nice A Day To Sit Inside And Work On The Taxes. When we got to the Park there was just Momma and Daddy and Me and Daddy threw the Ball for me to Catch but I didn't bring it Back to him because Momma read in a Book that Great Pyrenees dogs don't Play Fetch and I'm trying to Follow All The Rules so Momma doesn't Lose Any More Sleep.
The Three Of Us walked around the Park and then two Dogs and Two Men walked into the Gate and Momma said Uh-Oh and she made me Follow Her to where Daddy was Sitting and she Told Daddy to Keep Savannah On Her Leash A Minute and then Momma went to ask those men What Kind Of Dogs they had there. When I heard them say Pit Bulls Momma told them to Keep Their Dogs Away From Her Dog so she could Get Savannah Out Of The Big Dog Park and Into The Little Dog Park. Then Momma asked the man Are Those Dogs Fixed? and I heard Momma say Well That Figures.
Next Thing I Knew Daddy took me into The Little Dog Park and we stayed there with the Little Puppy Pool instead of The Big Dog Pool and there was a Little Bit Of Grass instead of All That Grass In The Big Dog Park. I took one look at the Puppy Pool and decided that I could Walk Right Across It From One End To The Other Without Having To Swim and that's just what I did and Momma said You Are A Brave Girl Savannah. I walked over to Momma thinking I was going to Get A Hug but Momma said Oh Savannah You Are All Wet Now so I guessed that meant that Wet Dogs Don't Get Hugs Until They Dry Off.
Sweet Pea is sitting by the Screen Door right now and he's Meowing and Meowing and I think he's still Looking For Gatsby. I've tried to tell Sweet Pea that Gatsby Isn't Coming Back Here but I don't think he believes that yet. Momma says Cats Don't Believe Everything They See and Hear Until They Find Out For Themselves because a Cat Is A Cat And That's That.
Sweet Pea and Mickey are Missing Gatsby and I am too because Gatsby used to Walk All The Way Up The Road With Us. But not All The Time. Just when he Felt Like It. I guess that's Just Part of Being A Cat.
I think Barking After Midnight is Just Part of Being A Puppy but I don't think I'll tell That to Momma yet because that Might Take Away Her Better Mood HaHaHa.
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