Savannah's Puppy Diary

Well we've been Busy here. Momma has been Busy Just Being Momma but I've been Busy just being Savannah and Momma says that's a Whole Job On Its Own.

We went to the Dog Park after it Finally Quit Raining this week but we couldn't Stay there because the Rain flooded the Park and the Back Fence Fell Down and the Swimming Pool was filled with Mud and Leaves and Momma kept saying Yuck Savannah Yuck every time I went in it but I went in it anyway and then Daddy had to Give Me A Bath With The Hose before we left the Park because Momma said my Paws were Too Muddy For The Car. I didn't know what a Bath was before That Hose in the Park but it Wasn't Too Bad because Daddy was Holding Me and he made sure the Water Wasn't Too Cold for his Princess Puppy. When Daddy was all done with the Hose Momma said that I didn't Smell Like The Swimming Pool anymore.

Miss Cindy told Momma that the Dog Park People have Closed the Park now until the End Of The Month and they will Open It Up Again With A Big Dog Festival and Daddy said we could Go To That. I don't know what a Dog Festival is but Daddy said It's Lots Of Fun Savannah and he's Pretty Smart so I believe him.

Momma and Daddy went Camp Shopping today because they told me that Summer Is Coming Savannah And We Can't Leave You In The House By Yourself And You're Too Big For Just Anyone To Take Care Of You When We Travel. This is all So Confusing. I have No Idea what Summer is or what Travel is and I surely don't know what Being In The House By Yourself means either.

When Momma and Daddy got Home today they said We Found The Perfect Camp For You Miss Savannah You Will Have Your Own Extra Big Deluxe Room With A Window And You Can Go Outside In The Shade If It's Too Hot Or Outside In The Sun If It's Too Cool And There Are Other Nice Dogs In The Deluxe Rooms For You To See And The People There Will Take Really Good Care Of You Because You're A Deluxe Puppy And They Will Even Give You A Bath Before We Come To Take You Home. I was Listening really hard to All Of That and then Momma said the word Bath and now I'm Not So Sure that Camp is the Best Place for her Princess Puppy. Daddy just gave me a Bath so you would think I could Get Through This Thing Called Summer without having to Get Another Bath.

This afternoon Momma brought me into the Backyard and told me to Sit In The Coop For A While Savannah So You Get Used To Being Outside Without Me. Momma said she used to Keep Chickens In The Coop until the Hawks Got Them Out In The Yard All and now Mickey Kitty Stays In The Coop sometimes because It's All Fenced In And Safe. So I stood there in the Coop and Watched The Birds In The Yard and then Mickey walked up to the Coop and Stuck His Paw in the Fence and I knew he was wondering what I was doing In There because I'm Not A Chicken And I'm Not A Cat but he was Too Polite to say all of that so He Just Stared At Me the way Cats do when they have No Place To Go and Nothing Better To Do.

Momma said I could Stay In The Coop For 30 Minutes and I don't exactly know what that means but when Momma came Back to Get Me she said Good Girl Savannah Good Girl You're Going To Really Like Going To Camp This Summer. All Momma is Talking about now is Camp This and Camp That. I heard Momma on the Phone telling Miss Janice all about Camp and then Momma tried to call Miss Cindy but she wasn't Home. I wanted to tell Momma that maybe she could send Miss Cindy and Miss Janice to the Deluxe Rooms in that Camp and I could Just Stay Here Like I Always Do. Momma told me that I'm Very Lucky That I Can Have A Deluxe Room and then she told Daddy that if it Hadn't Been For That Boarding Place And Those Deluxe Rooms she Wouldn't Be Going Anywhere This Summer That Savannah Couldn't Go.

My People are Very Confusing sometimes. Here we are In The Middle of All This Deluxe Property Filled With Bluebonnets To Eat and There's Deluxe Dog Food and Treats in the Kitchen and my Deluxe Dog Bed is in the Breakfast Room and I have Sweet Pea to play with Inside and Mickey Kitty to play with Outside and there's Ice Cream in the Freezer and a Deluxe Dog Park down the Road and even a Dog Festival to go to when they Fix The Fence In The Park. With All Of That Deluxe Stuff I just Do Not Understand why Momma and Daddy need to Travel This Summer and send me To Camp while they're Gone.