Momma keeps saying Happy Birthday Savannah Happy Birthday but I don't know exactly what That means yet. I don't think it's a Bad Thing because Momma doesn't have her Hands On Her Hips when she's telling me that. Momma told Me that I am One Year Old Today and That means I Should Behave More Like a Lady and Less Like a Puppy HaHaHa. Momma didn't need that HaHaHa at the end of Those Words because I saw The Look on Her Face and I know She Was Serious.
This morning Momma came into the TV Room when Sweet Pea and I were Running and Jumping On The Sofa and then Momma stood By The Door and said What On Earth Is Going On In Here It Sounds Like I Have Two Elephants In This House. I think that was a Bad Thing because Momma had her Hands On Her Hips and then I tried to Hide Behind The Sofa and Sweet Pea Looked Out The Window At The Birds till Momma left the room. It's always easier for Sweet Pea to Get Out Of Trouble because he just Goes To The Window and Looks At The Birds as if he's Never Seen A Bird Before.
Daddy keeps looking Out The Window too but he's Looking For The Sun because he said Savannah Should Go To The Dog Park Today For Her Birthday. Momma says it Looks Like Rain and it's Too Cloudy and Too Damp for the Park today. I don't understand That because I Get Wet in the Park anyway when I Jump Into The Pool but Daddy says Momma is Looking For A Perfect Day and we'll Just Celebrate Your Birthday At The Park On Another Day Savannah.
When Momma filled up my Water Bowl this Morning she told me Happy Birthday Savannah. And when I got a Treat for Letting Sweet Pea Get Some Rest Momma said Happy Birthday again. When Momma put some Food in my Bowl she said Happy Birthday Savannah Would You Like A Candle On Top Of That. Then Daddy said We Didn't Get Savannah A Birthday Gift but Momma said Every Day Is A Gift For Savannah and then Momma said when she Comes Back In Another Life she wants to be a Dog or a Cat in a House with Someone Like Her taking care of The Pets.
After Breakfast today Daddy gave me some of his Bagel and it had Creamed Cheese and Lox on it so he saved me Some of Everything not Just The Bread. And then After Lunch I got a Little Piece of Momma's Toast and it had Nuts in it and Apple Butter on top of it. Then I got a Smoked Pig Ear to chew on and Momma said Just What Every Puppy Wants Savannah The Smoked Ear Of A Dead Pig MmmMmmMmm. I think that's sort of like HaHaHa but I'm not sure. I don't know if the Pig Ear is a Good Thing for Momma because she holds it In Just Two Fingers and then Scrunches Up Her Face when she Gives It To Me. The Pig Ear is Good And Crunchy and I usually Take It Behind The Sofa so I don't have to Share it with Sweet Pea.
Daddy said that Momma should Bake Savannah A Nice Big Chocolate Birthday Cake but Momma said that Chocolate Isn't Good For Dogs and Daddy said Oh Yeah HaHaHa Sorry Savannah. So I don't think I'm Getting a Nice Big Chocolate Birthday Cake but I hope that Momma has more Dead Pig Ears in that Cabinet in the Kitchen MmmMmmMmm.
When the Mailman came today Momma said Look Savannah This One Is For You and she showed me a Card With Flowers on it and then Momma read to me Dear Savannah Here Is A Field Of Flowers For You To Bite The Heads Off Of In Case You Run Out Have A Happy Puppy Birthday Love Miss Janice.
Well I don't Exactly Know what a Birthday is and I Never Got Mail before but I think that I Just Got Permission from Miss Janice to Go Outside and Bite the Heads Off of the Bluebonnets so if that's what a Birthday means then I think This Puppy needs to have Lots More Birthdays.
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