Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Savannah's Puppy Diary

Well guess who's Sleeping In My Bed. Sweet Pea. Just as Nice As You Please all Curled Up and Looking Cute like Cats always manage to do. And that Cat has his own Bed in the Kitchen and Three Other Beds in the TV Room so Sweet Pea doesn't have to Sleep in My Bed as if he has Nowhere Else to go.

I tried to get Sweet Pea out of my Bed by nudging him with My Nose which Momma says is Considerable In Size but Sweet Pea just stayed there and Meowed as if I was hurting his little Cat Self. Momma walked into the Breakfast Room and saw Sweet Pea in My Bed and told Sweet Pea to go back to His Own Bed but Sweet Pea just stayed Right There and Meowed at Momma and Looked Even More Cute. Momma said that Sweet Pea is Paying Me Back for all the times I put My Big Head into his Little Bed when he's Sleeping.

Momma told me that I have to Work This Out With Sweet Pea so that's what I'm trying to do. My nose is Very Tired right now because I've been using it to Move Sweet Pea but that doesn't seem to work. That Cat turns himself Into A Rock when he doesn't want to Get Up.  I will have to think of Something Else but while I'm Thinking I may just Take A Nap right on the Floor near My Bed. The Floor has a Carpet on it but it isn't As Soft As My Bed.

I guess I should feel Lucky that Gatsby and Mickey are Outside Cats or they would be In My Bed right next to Sweet Pea and then I'd need More Than One Nose to get them All out of there. I thought I knew how to Speak Cat but Sweet Pea is acting like I'm not even Saying A Word. Or maybe Cats Just Don't Listen to Dogs when they Find a Good Place to Sleep. And Sweet Pea sleeps a lot so I may never get that Cat out of My Bed. Unless I just get into My Bed with Sweet Pea. He's so Small that he's only taking up a Little Corner.

There really should be Enough Room for both of us in that Bed but then I will have to listen to Meow Meow Meow and who can Take A Nap with that going on. Sometimes it's not Easy being a Puppy. It's Very Easy to be a Cat though. If you're a Cat all you have to do is Look Cute and Do Whatever You Want because You're The Cat and That's That.

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