Savannah's Puppy Diary

Today was Tea Day With My Ladies.  Momma says that I Sure Have Changed My Tune About The Tea Parties. I know Just When the Ladies are Coming Here because Momma puts Sweet Pea in the TV Room and Shuts The Door and then Sets the Dining Room Table For The Ladies and sets up the Kitchen Counter With Tea and Cups and Milk and Sugar. Momma says that Sweet Pea Touches Everything so he's Not Allowed to Come Out of the TV Room until Tea Time is Over and the Ladies have Gone Home.

Sometimes I can hear Sweet Pea meowing by the TV Room door after the Ladies get here but I just Ignore him and walk into The Dining Room and listen to the Ladies talking. I tried to tell Sweet Pea that if he would Just Sit Quietly by the Table like I do then Momma might Let Him Stay For Tea but Momma says A Cat Is A Cat And That's That which I think means that Sweet Pea wouldn't Sit Still like I do when the Ladies are Having Tea.

I said Hello to Cindy today when she Came Into The House and I said Hello to some of the Other Ladies too and I even Let Them Pet Me and all of them said What A Good Girl Savannah Such A Good Girl and I saw Momma smile when they said that so I know that was a Good Thing. Then I walked into the Dining Room and sat myself Right Down by the Table while the Ladies had their Tea and Cookies and they Played with Their Crafts today and I was waiting for Someone to Spill Their Tea because everyone was Talking and Laughing and Crafting all at the Same Time and I thought for sure that Someone Would Drop A Cookie but No One did and I even Tried Both Sides of the Table just to Make Sure I didn't Miss Anything that Might Have Fallen on The Floor. Those Tea Ladies are Just Too Neat and Too Careful with those Cookies.

After the Tea Ladies said Goodbye Savannah See You Next Week my Momma went to the Garage to check on Gatsby. Momma said That Cat Isn't Feeling Very Well today because he was Walking Funny and Couldn't Walk Up The Steps Without Tripping but he was Eating and Sleeping just like he Always Does. Momma called The Vet and he said Gatsby could have an Ear Infection and she should Bring Him Into The Office in the Morning if he isn't Better by then.

When I went into the Garage with Momma to see Gatsby I tried to tell that Cat if he goes to The Vet he might Get Fixed there like I did and if he didn't want to Get Fixed then he needed to Stay Out Of Momma's Car tomorrow morning. Gatsby has learned how to Speak Puppy so he told me that they already took him to Get Fixed a Long Time ago and he Hasn't Been in Momma's Car since. I asked Gatsby why he Didn't Warn Me about Getting Fixed and he told me that he Couldn't Say Anything To Me a few Months Ago because he didn't know how to Speak Puppy back then.

Being that Gatsby wasn't Feeling Too Well today I didn't tell him that Cats Must Be Slower Learners Than Dogs because it only took me A Couple Of Months to learn how to Speak Cat after Momma and Daddy brought me Home.

I'm learning that Everything Can Change So Fast around here. In less than One Week Momma has Seen Barry Manilow and I have Let The Tea Ladies Pet Me and Gatsby has Gotten Sick and Tiny Little Flowers have Started to Bloom in the Yard. Momma said that Everything Changes Fast When You Get Older. If that's true then Maybe we'd all Be Better Off if we Just Kept On Being Puppies Forever.