Savannah's Puppy Diary

We went to the Dog Park today but Momma said we Couldn't Stay Too Long because she had to Get Ready For Barry Manilow. I think that's the Music that Momma plays in Her Car all the time. And I mean All The Time. For my First Ride in Momma's Car when I was a Small Puppy she told me that I Had Better Get To Like Manilow Because He Was All I'd Be Hearing In That Car.

I tried to Tell Momma that I was Just A Puppy and Didn't Know Much About Music but Momma was Too Busy Singing With Manilow and I don't think she even Heard me. So I just Stayed Quiet and listened to Both Momma and Manilow singing in her Car. Manilow sounded Better than Momma but I didn't think I needed to Say That.

There were No Dogs today when we got to the Dog Park so I followed Momma and Daddy around the Park not Once but Twice and they thought I Was Tired when we Stopped Walking. Well I fooled them because Another Dog named Ruby came into the Park and then I ran to the Gate to Say Hello and then I Ran and Ran and Ran around the Pool with Ruby and then We Both Jumped In and Got All Wet and then I Plopped Right Down To The Bottom Of The Pool and just My Head was Sticking Up and I heard Momma saying Savannah You Are All Wet Now Really Really Wet. Well isn't that why They Bring Me To The Park in the First Place. What's the Sense of Going To The Park if you Don't Jump In The Pool and it makes No Sense to me why Momma and Daddy don't Jump In The Pool with me. I don't think Momma likes to Get Wet because when I Get Close to Momma and Shake the Water off me the First Thing Momma says is You Got Me Again Savannah It's A Good Thing I'm Wearing My Dog Park Clothes.

Since we Got Home from the Park Momma has been Trying On Clothes and More Clothes. Momma keeps saying she Can't Decide What To Wear To See Manilow. First she had on Blue but she said it Looked Too Country and then she switched to Black and said it Looked Too City and then she tried the Green but said it Looked Too Saint Patty's Day so she put the Black on again and said I'm A City Girl No Matter Where We Live And That's That.

I don't know What Any Of That Means but I do know that Momma was Just Wearing Me Out with all those Clothes Going On and Clothes Coming Off and just when I thought she was All Done she started with Shoes and Purses and Jackets and I tried to Tell Momma that if she didn't Have So Many Choices it wouldn't be So Hard to Pick Something Out.                                                                      

 I tried to Explain to Momma that all I have is a Pink Leash for Sunny Days and a Black Leash for Rainy Days plus One Blue Collar for All The Days and if That isn't Good Enough for Manilow then she can Leave Me Home and I can Just Listen To Manilow when I'm in Momma's Car and That's That.

I don't think I'm Going To See Manilow anyway because All I've Heard All Day Long is Please Be Good Tonight Savannah Please Be Extra Special Good-Puppy Good. Well I know what Good means and I know what Very Good means and I hope by tonight I will figure out what Extra Special Good-Puppy Good means. What I really think is that I Will Go To Sleep as Soon as Momma Walks Out The Door because after the Dog Park and after Momma Trying On So Many Clothes and After Momma talking about Manilow all day long I don't think I'll Have Any Energy Left because Momma has just Worn Me Out Today.