My Momma says there is Peace In This House because the Striped Cat Sweet Pea has finally learned that he is not the Only Pet in this house anymore. Momma said that Sweet Pea can Meow Meow Meow all he wants but Savannah is Here To Stay. Sweet Pea's answer to that was a really long MeowMeowMeowMeowMeow but I still don't speak Cat and I don't know if that means Welcome Puppy! or Go Back To Houston!
Momma also told Sweet Pea to Stop Teasing The Puppy because That Cat was walking by me very very slowly when I was playing with My Blue Monkey and That Cat either wanted the Monkey or wanted me to Chase him but I was not going to share my Toys because I did enough of that with my Brother before I was brought out here into This Country Bubble. And I was not tempted to Chase the Striped Cat because Momma would have said No!No!No!No!No! like she did the first time I tried that trick. So Momma just watched both of us at the same time and she said that Sweet Pea could not have walked any slower if he tried and the Daddy Person said that Sweet Pea looked like a slow-motion re-play in a Baseball Game. And I guess it all worked out because Momma said Good Girl Savannah! Good Girl! and the Daddy Person gave me a Treat.
I have learned that I can get a Treat when Momma says Sit! and when the Daddy Person says Come Here Savannah Look What I've Got! or when they tell me to Get Into Your Crate Savannah! And now I can get a Treat for not chasing Sweet Pea. If I don't Chase Sweet Pea All Day Long I wonder if that means I will get Treats All Day Long.
I make noise when I walk now because my collar has my First Piece of Puppy Bling on it. Momma said I needed a Tag with my Name on it just in case I Get Lost. That's when the Daddy Person said again that Puppies Are Free But You Have To Pay For Everything Else Under The Sun. Momma said The Tag is a Hot Pink Heart with my Name and her Number printed on it. It probably says Savannah Savannah Savannah Savannah Savannah Savannah on it and then Mommy #1.
I have learned that Mommy #1 is In Charge here because she gets my Food And Water and Takes Me Outside and Cleans My Paws When They're Wet and Mops The Floor After I Drink and Brushes My Fur Every Night and says Excuse Yourself Savannah! when I Burp too loud after Breakfast. I used to have Puppy #1 who was In Charge. Now I have Mommy #1 who is In Charge. I still miss my Brother but I don't miss having him In Charge.
My Food Bowl has been changed three times so far. First I had a White Bowl With Two Sides in it, but Momma said the sides weren't wide enough and I was Making A Mess. Then she gave me a Bowl With Flowers And Fruits painted inside it but I kept trying to eat the Flowers And Fruits because they looked Real so Momma went back to the White Bowl With Two Sides. That bowl lasted until she went to The Store and found a Heavy White Bowl that is hard to tip over. My food was put into that one but it was Too Big so now the new Heavy White Bowl is my new Water Bowl and the Bowl With Fruits And Flowers is where my Puppy Food goes.
Momma says this is like the Story of Goldilocks where some things are Too Big and some things are Too Small and other things are Too Colorful and Nothing is Quite Right yet. Momma told me to Be Patient and she will find the Right Bowl so I can Eat Like A Lady and not Gobble Everything Up like a Slobbering Puppy. That's when Sweet Pea said MeowMeowMeowMeowMeow and I think that meant But She IS a Slobbering Puppy! I just sat there and didn't Chase That Cat but I didn't get a Treat.
Last night in the TV Room, Momma found two of my Puppy Teeth on the carpet near my Blue Monkey. She told the Daddy Person that I am still a Puppy and I am Teething. The Daddy Person laughed and said that she should put the teeth under my Puppy Pillow and the Tooth Fairy would leave Money. Momma should really do that to get Money from the Tooth Fairy and then she could go back to The Store and buy Everything Else Under The Sun.
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