The Striped Cat doesn't stay in the TV room all day long now. He comes out every morning and walks through the Breakfast Room and into The Kitchen to look out the window over the sink. Mommy Person says his name is Sweet Pea and she wants him to Keep On Being A Sweet Cat so I am not allowed to Chase him or Bark at him or Scare him. Mostly I look at Sweet Pea and Sweet Pea looks at me. He jumps up on The Counter and says Meow Meow Meow and then he turns his cat head upsidedown and says Meow one more time. I still haven't learned how to speak Cat but Mommy Person said Sweet Pea is saying Hello Puppy Welcome To The Family But Just Remember I Was Here First.
I tried to put my Blue Monkey up on the Counter with Sweet Pea but Mommy said the Blue Monkey smelled like Puppy Breath and was always Wet With Puppy Spit because I am always walking around with That Monkey In My Mouth. Mommy Person also said that Monkeys Do Not Belong In The Food Bowl and Especially Not In The Water Bowl. She had The Mop going on the kitchen floor for a long time after Monkey started Floating and I couldn't get him out because Water kept going up my nose but I am Too Cute For My Own Good and she Can't Get Mad At Me for Just Being A Puppy.
When we went for a Walk this morning I heard a Dog Barking and I stopped and listened because I thought maybe that was my Brother and he was looking for me. I stood there and listened but the Barks didn't sound like Puppy #1 and now I don't even know for sure if I would recognize my Brother's Bark anymore because it's been so long since we were together inside the Fence with the Little Blue Pool.
The Real Dog Lover Gloria told me that I should be thanking my Lucky Stars that I have a new Mommy Person and Daddy Person because they are going to Spoil Me Rotten And Love Me To Pieces because I am So Stinking Cute. Mommy Person told The Real Dog Lover Gloria that the name Mommy sounds Too Brooklyn and maybe it's better to be called Momma because that sounds More Texan. Then The Real Dog Lover Gloria said Momma Mia HaHaHa That Sounds So Eye-Talian.
When we go for a Walk in the morning I wear an old black leash because Momma said that my Pretty Blue Leash gets dragged through the Tall Wet Grass and the Blue Leash is too New And Pretty to start smelling like Weeds And Goats And Cows And Chickens And Heaven Only Knows What Else Is Out There. So now the black leash is my Country Bubble Leash and the new Blue Leash will be my City Leash or my Special Day Leash. I don't know what that means but I do know that every day here has been a Special Day and I wonder if my Brother has had any Special Days since I've been in this Country Bubble that Momma says is Too Far Away From SteinMart and a Really Great Bookstore.
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